@thegreatestmarksman from x
>> “What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”
“Why are you asking me? You think I know how to set a car on fire?” Clint paused, glancing around before stepping closer.
“Break the car window open, throw something flammable on the inside and hit it with something to light it. If you want to get really fun, cut open the fuel tank and let some of the gas leak out before doing it.”
He steps back again, shrugging. “Just don’t let me catch you, I technically work for the government but I can’t do anything unless I catch you in the act so.”
Uh, oops, he hadn’t pegged this guy at the bus stop as a government man. Sophie would be so disappointed. Eliot would be both mocking and pissed. Of course, if Eliot were around then Hardison wouldn’t have had to ask this guy anything. At least Hardison was right about the guy knowing how to set a car on fire. He just has -- that look about him.
A very distinctive look, as Eliot would say.
“Okay, first up, I’ll have you know I am a law abiding citizen, for sure, and I was just askin’ for a... scene in my novel.” Hardison only barely manages to choke out this last phrase. Ugh. Pretending to be a writer. He can never tell anyone about this conversation. “Second, my man, brah, sir, I definitely asked for safe, not fun... although your suggestion is better than my girlfriend’s.”