[The fax machine buzzes with a printout] Hello, I've recently become concerned about a potential OSHA violation. One of the crew was inquiring about access to uranium, which as a class-II material should have restricted access. The concern, however, is that there shouldn't be any uranium on the ship in the first place, but I'm still unable to verify whether or not some has made its way onto the ship through unknown means. Can you advise about the best course of action to take? Regards, Captain G. Curly Pony Express Long-Haul Freighter Tulpar
( @curlygrant44 )
[What the fuck. He stares at the fax paper, brow furrowed and mouth slightly agape, before he starts typing back.]
Hello, Captain!
Yeah, that definitely breaches company protocol and is punishable by a crew pay dock. Any uranium on board must be seized immediately and handed over to a licensed and trained Pony Express staff member.
If you are not qualified or not secure in your ability to search the ship for uranium, a team can be deployed to help you.
Any uranium found by our safety inspection team will be confiscated. Contraband uranium may be sold by the company as an alternative to pay demerits. Please message me further about any developments in this case. Refusal to follow this protocol will result in higher management being notified.
Regards, Grant V. Wolfrum Pony Express, Safety and Security Department














