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[sailorscoutstrider]

Imagine

Camp Half Blood having a movie night where everyone gathers around to watch the Disney hit classic Hercules and laugh their fucking asses off i can’t breathe Im laughing so fucking hard omg they wouldn’t be able to finish it, just pausing every time they see another CRAZY representation of a god or scenario on the screen because they know ain’t NO ONE in Olympus like how they’re portrayed in the movie so they YELL and cry and joke about it oh my god help me imagine the collective BIG YIKES everyone feels groaning and cringing when they see Zeus fondly playing with and loving baby Hercules that’s HILARIOUS and sTOpppp imagine leo SCREAMING when Hades come on screen and everyone looks at Nico I’m fucking dead I can’t even move

[sailorscoutstrider]

just added an “about me” page to my blog because I like attention and am procrastinating hardcore lmao enjoy ??

idk why i do this, i hate desktop version too, why would i actively add more to my desktop blog LMAO help

[sailorscoutstrider]

What are 5 random things about yourself that most people wouldn't know?

!!!!!!!I’m very self-conscious about my fingers; I only like the rain if i can sit in a dark room and watch a movie during the storm; I don’t enjoy tea or coffee; I cling to people who can have a laugh at just about anything at anytime; and finally, I will 100% fall asleep if someone plays with my hair for longer than 5 minutes lmaoThanks for the question! 💋✨

[sailorscoutstrider]

Hey there bitch! Can I ask you a small fucking favor.. I'am trying to lounch a online game on my BLOG site right fucking here, and I would like to ask you maybe you can see if its playable for a short fucking minute? I am doing my best to make it playable but honestly I'm a failure. can you just give a quick shit? Just tell me if it worked ok bitch? we could talk later is what I usually say but like let's be real I don't give a shit :)

if all spam messages were like this one, I’d have so many viruses on my computer because I’d be checking out hundreds of games everyday lmao

[sailorscoutstrider]

How long have u been on tumblr-? ( ur blog is really nice BTW)

AHHH FOR YEAARSSS loll TBH too long, I think since 2012? It’s been quite the ride 😅 and thank you so much! Lord knows I’ve done and redone my blog a dozen times, it means a lot ❤️ I hope you have fun perusing it!!!

[paranoidkid]

Yoooo I just saw your selfie on my dash and wanted to tell you that you're so cute!! That is all. Have a goodnight and #staybeautiful 👍🏼

aaa thank you!! ;v;;

[sailorscoutstrider]

You shall know perhaps one day. I am who you expect, yet not who you expected. >:}

I am not smart enough for riddles anon DONT PATRONIZE ME

[sailorscoutstrider]

My good egg, go to class. Enrich your and my mind with knowledge. We will work together in class. I shall be your consciousness. Just follow my lead. >:}

Will I ever know your identity, my guardian angel?