#sailorscuttle

[rhettabbotts]

from the moment you met till this day, bradley bradshaw will kiss your hand anytime he sees you, even if you've only been in the next room for five minutes 🥺

oh i could go on about this for hours omgg!!!

bradley bradshaw is such a gentleman, you could’ve sworn he wasn’t real sometimes. mama carole raised him right!

kissing your hand is just his thing! he’s doing it all the time.

the first time he does it, it’s after your first date and he’s dropping you off. you expect him to kiss you but he just grabs your hand and kisses it and says “i’ll call you tomorrow,” and bids you goodnight, leaving you standing at your front door with this wide eyed look on your face.

he’s always holding your hand across the table when you’re out to eat, kissing it once or twice before you leave the restaurant

when he proposes, he kisses your left hand before slipping the gorgeous ring on your finger.

at your wedding he cannot stop kissing your hand (and your lips and face, the man is a big sap alright!)

when he’s drunk, he places big, sloppy kisses on your hand that has you shoving his face away while he’s grinning widely at you.

he’ll come find you in the house if you’re doing laundry or cooking and will grab your hand and place barely there kisses on it while saying how much he missed you.

“bradley, i’ve been in the next room for 30 minutes.”

“yeah, and?”

he’s the most romantic person ever and i will not accept anything else!!

[sebsxphia]

ok ok this got me thinking, he ends up seeing you with your date that night and it just fuckin’ eats him up inside. you see him and you start laying it on thick with your date: up the flirting, giving him the eyes and touching his arm, making your date think he’s gonna get lucky that night. 😏

LETS GOOOO VIRGINITY READER IS GETTING HIS ASS

the town is small and due to the fact you’ve already asked half the men to take your virginity when rhett just wouldn’t, the new cowboy you’re trying it on with knows very well you’re not a virgin anymore. word gets around, but what’s missing is the crucial bit of information that you lost it with fucking rhett abbott.

rhett comes through the bar door and he spots you on the bar stool next to the lucked out cowboy, leaning into him and twirling your fingers through your hair. you catch his eye quickly before you flick back your adoring attention to your date with a tooth rotting, sweet grin.

rhett slides up to the other side of the bar and focuses his gaze ahead of him when ordering a drink, but he’s well within earshot and he can hear your cute little giggles echoing through the bar. his eyes drag to the right and he spots your hand travelling to the guys thigh resting off the bar stool, giving his muscle a tight squeeze.

he’s chewing the inside of his cheek and flaring his nostrils. his stomach is churning and he feels the bitter taste of bile rising in his throat. rhett abbott has never felt such a sickening feeling before. one other people would call jealously.

it spreads further down his spine when he sees your stupid date pay up for your tab and whisper something in your ear that makes you clasp your hand over your mouth with wide eyes. he slinks away to the bathroom and rhett takes his chance before you fuck another cowboy in town.

“are you trying to kill me, angel face? trying to make me beg for it? is this what you fucking wanted?” he’s skipping the pleasantries and getting straight to the point.

“oh abbott. desperation looks so good on you.” rhett chokes back a groan as you use his own infamous words right back at him.

OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED

i’m absolutely love love loving this little series we’re creating here my love!! thank you so so much for this!! mwah!! 💌🥹💖

[hangmanapologist]

🥺 bestie I’m thinking about reader surprising rhett w/a ‘30 days till birthday’ countdown & it’s got various things from a bottle of his favorite liquor to a coupon for a blowjob anytime rhett wants

THIS IS SO AHHHHHH 🥺

But real talk for a second

What do we think he’s favourite liquor is? I personally think he’s a Jack man but I could be wrong

[kinkykinard]

cue y/n affectionately looking at Len as he cares for the baby and just feels so much love

Yes!!!  It’s enough to make even the coldest heart melt. <3 

[ardentmuse]

⚡️+ the cooler weather!! it’s a plus that my birthday is in the summer but the weather is so hot 😭

I agree. I miss wearing layers during the summer months. 

Character Number: 3 - creative, easy-going, energetic

Heart Number: 6 - relational pursuits

Social Number: 6 - loyal aura

Kindred Spirit: Skye Parkin (perfect match)

Lover: Murphy McNully

Best Friend: Merula Snyde

Patronus: Great Grey Owl  

Wand Core: Thunderbird tail feather 

School / House: Wampus

Occupation: Captain of Aurors

Best Subject: Transfiguration

[rhettabbotts]

this tiktok but it’s rhett, or jake jfkdbfndb

THIS GUY IS SPEAKING STRAIGHT FACTS

oh i can so imagine this with both jake and rhett but i’m in a jake mood so let’s gooo

jake knows you better than you know yourself at this point. he’s the only guy you’ve dated that truly understands what you like and don’t like. he knows you like the back of his hand.

he’s all sweet and gushy in public. holding your hand and kissing your cheek. telling you how much he loves you and wrapping his arms around your waist.

at home though, jake will pin you down to the mattress with a hand around your throat, uttering absolute filth in your ear.

and yeah, i think jake is more of an ass man so you bet he’s slapping it in public and private! you’re walking down the aisle of the grocery store, he can’t help himself. he’ll land a small smack to your ass, smirking at the scolding you give him. at home, he’ll take you over his knee and call you his “dirty girl” for enjoying it so much.

and he’s definitely cracked the code about getting you to decide where to eat. he learned early on that you were pretty indecisive when he would ask what you were in the mood for.

“guess where we’re going tonight, baby?” and you’ll say one of your favorite restaurants and he just thinks thank god that was easy.

so jake knows you and knows you’re not hard to understand at all, all of the other guys you were with were just ignorant.

[rhettabbotts]

ok ok now for some filth…you may have accidentally taken Rhett’s hat without knowing the rules..but what do you think rhett would do when you take it from him in purpose this time, telling him ‘I know the rules.’ when he asks if you remember what that means 🫠

OKAY OKAY LISTEN!!!!

the first time you did it, you were out on your third or fourth date at some bar and you got up to dance and took it off his head and put it on your own and start laughing at the look on his face. there’s a blush creeping up his neck and he shifts in his seat.

“what, can i not wear your hat?” you said, confused at his sudden silence.

“oh honey, you can wear it whenever you want. there’s just this.. rule, i guess you could say.” he’s tripping over his words and can’t look you in the eye, confusion washing over your face.

“what in the world are you talking about, rhett?”

“well, uh.. it’s like if you take the cowboy hat, you gotta, um, gotta ride the cowboy.” he’s trying to hide the smirk on his face as he says it, amused by how he can see your thought process catching up to what he just said.

“take me home then, cowboy.”

the next time you do it, you’ve been together for a few months and he just finished riding. you’re standing back where the trailers are and he’s leaned up against the side of one, his hands on your waist and your hips pressed against his. you snatch the hat off his head and grin.

his eyes darken and he said “remember the rule, sweetheart?”

you just nod and smile sweetly at him.

and when you’re riding him wearing nothing but his hat, he’s never seen anything prettier.

rhett pls let me wear your cowboy hat i’m begging😩

[rhettabbotts]

hearing your baby cry you peek into the nursery and lean against the doorframe with arms crossed. you watch bob gently sing and bounce your newborn; you think that at this moment, you’re certain that watching the man before you become a father has made you fall further in love, to watch him love the extension of yourselves, both of your loves in physical form.

this made me turn into mush oh my god

oh this just made my heart burst this is precious

you dozed off on the couch one night after putting the baby to bed, relishing in the couple hours of rest you got before you heard him start to cry through the baby monitor.

you pulled yourself up off the couch and made your way up the stairs and nearly cried at the sight before you (damn hormones).

bob was holding your baby boy in his arms and bouncing him gently. he hadn’t noticed you standing in the doorway and you heard him whisper “shh, let momma get some sleep.” he started softly singing you are my sunshine while he continued to bounce him.

seeing bob become a father was one of the most beautiful things you’ve ever witnessed. he was so good with your son and you couldn’t believe how lucky you were.

you eventually made your way into the room and wrapped your arms around bob’s waist, looking down at the little boy that was a carbon copy of his daddy. he finally fell back to sleep in bob’s arms and he placed him back down in his crib.

as you looked down at your baby boy, you nearly cried again. you couldn’t believe you and bob made this perfect little baby. this time he wrapped his arms around you and rested his chin on your shoulder.

“he’s so beautiful. our perfect boy.” he kissed your cheek and held you tighter. yeah, you think to yourself, this is where you were always meant to be.

it’s soft!bob hours in this house today🥹