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Blaise: Blaise Weasley or Ronald Zabini?

Draco: ...

Draco: What?

Blaise: Blaise Weasley or Ronald Zabini?

Draco: Why are you even thinking about this?

Blaise: Well, I love my mother, but she's not really the best person in the world. Mrs Weasley on the other side gives me food and hugs every time I see her.

Draco: Do you ever consider you can just... put a hyphen in your surname?

Blaise: ...

Blaise: But still...

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Draco: I like blueberries.

Harry: ...

Harry: Is this important?

Draco: For our next date? Yes. For our marriage? Yes. For raising our children? Yes. For life? Yes. For death? Maybe, I don't know if death likes blueberries.

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Blaise: I wish one day you love me more than chicken.

Ron: I love you very much, Blaise, but chicken is chicken.

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Draco: *gets out of the bathroom in pijamas ready to go to bed.*

Harry: *staring at him* You don't have straight hair!

Draco: *stares back* Then what? I'm not straight, why would my hair be?

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Draco: *Does something cool/good*

Harry: SEE, THAT'S MY HUSBAND, BITCHES! ALL MIIINE!

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Harry: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm lovin' it.

Draco: ...

Draco: What's McDonalds?

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Blaise: I'm stupid.

Draco: Why?

Blaise: I asked Ron to go out with me.

Pansy: That's not stupid. You like him.

Blaise: I ran before he answered.

Pansy: That is the most stupid thing you have ever done.

Draco: May I ask how we still friends?

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Harry: I lost my number, can I have yours?

Draco: What do you mean by number? I'm not a number, Harry.

Harry: Forget it...

Draco: Am I a number to you? Hey, come back here!