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@saintdrarryquotes
Blaise: Blaise Weasley or Ronald Zabini?
Draco: ...
Draco: What?
Blaise: Blaise Weasley or Ronald Zabini?
Draco: Why are you even thinking about this?
Blaise: Well, I love my mother, but she's not really the best person in the world. Mrs Weasley on the other side gives me food and hugs every time I see her.
Draco: Do you ever consider you can just... put a hyphen in your surname?
Blaise: ...
Blaise: But still...
It’s hard to write drarry because on the one hand, as a fic writer you want to be careful not to go overboard, especially with a noncanon ship, and to develop the relationship gradually and naturally. But you also want to be faithful to canon. And canon is just so outrageously over the top when it comes to these two.
Special shoutout to:
The time in book 2 when Lucius gets annoyed with Draco because he has spent the entire summer talking about Harry Potter and his scar and his broomstick.
The time in book 2 when Draco didn’t notice the snitch was next to his face because he was looking at Harry (and Harry only sees it because he’s turning around to glare at Draco).
The time in book 4 at the Quidditch World Cup when Harry, Ron, and Hermione got into an argument with Draco while running away from Death Eaters, and Harry takes time to notice that Draco’s eyes are glittering. Even though he should have other things on his mind and the lighting is poor.
The time in book 5 when Harry described the rest of the Slytherin Quidditch team in unflattering terms, but noticed how Draco’s hair was gleaming in the sunlight.
The time in book 5 when Harry and Draco were making faces at each other during their O.W.L. Charms practical, and Draco got so distracted he smashed a wine glass.
The time in book six when in the middle of having a very heated altercation in Madam Malkins Harry noticed that the robes Draco was trying on looked handsome.
The time in book 6 when Harry immediately noticed that Draco had a new traveling cloak because apparently he keeps track of all his clothing.
The time in book 6 when Harry got so distracted by Draco changing into his robes that he got hit in the face by Goyle’s luggage.
The approximately 88990808 times Harry notices Draco’s hair/eyes/skin/voice/facial features.
And those are just the most extreme, over the top, if-this-was-in-fic-it-might-be-A-Bit-Much moments
Why is that
In every Drarry fanfic ever, Draco is attracted to Harry’s ability to speak parseltongue?
Like seriously doesn’t anyone ever remember how creepy Harry sounded when he spoke it? Why would Draco think that was sexy? Every time I think of Harry speaking parseltongue to Draco during sex I think of this:
Draco: Ooh yeah, talk dirty to me Harry.
Harry: HASSHHAASSSSH
Draco:
Draco: What the fuck was that Potter.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy fuck that’s amazing. Honestly I love Parseltongue Harry and I like the idea that Draco would be totally into it, not in a sexual way, but just like a, “look what my cool as fuck boyfriend can do, look at him!!”
‘Cause they’re always getting all drooly over the other being impressive. Like, Draco loves when Harry does wandless magic and Harry could watch Draco in his potions lab for hours.
But back to the Parseltongue point, I have this headcanon that Harry eventually gets a pet snake and Draco is torn between tender fondness that Harry has a little friend to talk to and jealous grump because Harry keeps making inside jokes with the damn thing and then saying they “er, don’t translate very well, sorry.”
Excellent addition to this post.
Draco: *gets out of the bathroom in pijamas ready to go to bed.*
Harry: *staring at him* You don't have straight hair!
Draco: *stares back* Then what? I'm not straight, why would my hair be?
Harry: I lost my number, can I have yours?
Draco: What do you mean by number? I'm not a number, Harry.
Harry: Forget it...
Draco: Am I a number to you? Hey, come back here!
Harry: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm lovin' it.
Draco: ...
Draco: What's McDonalds?
when will we as a society forget about the existence of Trump supporter Lucky Blue Smith and make John McCrea the Draco Malfoy fancast obsession instead
*Eight Year*
Draco, surprising everyone, appears in the school, with his hair longer.
Ron: Is that Malfoy?
Harry: What are you talking about? Draco wouldn't come- *Freezes as he sees Draco*
Harry's mind: *Oh, fuck. Now he looks even more attractive. Why he needed to let his hair grow?*
Draco: *Does something cool/good*
Harry: SEE, THAT'S MY HUSBAND, BITCHES! ALL MIIINE!
Draco: I like blueberries.
Harry: ...
Harry: Is this important?
Draco: For our next date? Yes. For our marriage? Yes. For raising our children? Yes. For life? Yes. For death? Maybe, I don't know if death likes blueberries.
Draco: Harry, you know...
Harry: No.
Draco: You don't even let me fini–
Harry: Darling, I never know anything, people say nothing to me, I'm always the last person to know everything.
Draco:
Harry: I almost died a hundred times because of it, and people still not saying important stuff to me.
Draco:
Harry: I think they want me to really die, and I'm thinking that this is my best option by now.
Draco: If you do this, I kill you first.
Harry: Good to know something.
Writers either write twelve chapters in a day or one chapter a month, there’s no in between.
Or maybe a chapter a year... I have nothing to say about it.
Harry: I'm hungry.
Draco: You know, you can just eat my ass, I don't mind.
Blaise: I wish one day you love me more than chicken.
Ron: I love you very much, Blaise, but chicken is chicken.
Harry: The leafs fall...
Draco: The sun sets...
Harry: And I still don't know why you haven't give me a blowjob yet.
Draco: POTTER!
Draco: Why it hurts so much?
Harry: Because sometimes we need to feel pain to be sure that we still here.
Draco: I just cut my finger, but that was deeper.
Guys, can we make it canon that when a couple are officially dating in hogwarts they exchange ties and wear each others
oh like a ritual ! sure !
It typically is never noticed throughout Hogwarts, especially the year following the war. The ritual had been thrown to the wayside during the war, of course, but now that everything is said and done, love is blossoming now more than ever. So the ritual begins again- when a couple (or more) happen to start dating, they switch ties for the first day and wear each other’s.
However, as said, it’s typically not noticed. Mainly for the reason that most students stayed within their houses to gain friends or more. They switch, of course, but switching a yellow and black tie for just another yellow and black happened to defeat the purpose. Some made a show in the Halls of removing their own ties and trading. Very few happened to trade with different colours, hardly ever another house would wear green.
This all changed one day. Suddenly, Harry Potter himself was wearing a green and silver tie. Rumors spread of why- it couldn’t actually be because of the ritual? It had to be another reason? But once Draco Malfoy (wearing a red and gold tie) entered the Great Hall, voices were raised and looks were thrown in every direction.
Calm had settled soon enough, before another uproar began a few days later. Hermione Granger walked inside the Great Hall, wearing a silver and grey tie. No rumors had time to spread, as she walked hand-in-hand with Pansy Parkinson, wearing a red and gold tie loosely around her own neck. Hermione kissed Pansy’s cheek before leaving Pansy to walk to her own table, turning to leave to the library. Pansy ignored the whispers, but was pleasantly surprised about the lack of backlash.
It was a week before talk died down once again, and another week after that before the last of the Golden Trio had his moment to shine. He was sitting in the Great Hall, biting his lip and staring at the man he wanted most- Blaise Zabini. And the man was staring right back, never looking away no matter how much Ron was flustered and kept trying to himself. Finally, Blaise stood, stalking across the entire Hall before pulling Ron to his feet, grabbing his tie, and pulling him into a kiss. The Hall immediately started talking again, loudly, some even cheering. Blaise loosened the tie around his neck, breaking the kiss and lifting Ron’s tie from around him before switching them right in front of the entire school.
In later years, Harry would pride himself on being the reason everyone ended up together. Hermione would roll her eyes, and Pansy would complain that her girlfriend wasn’t there to protect her when they first came out. And Ron would say, as he always does, that Blaise had been too damn dramatic- but, Merlin, did he love that man.
I'm dead.
