#saintsideways

[j-unos]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83685371

do you like sid and geno catastrophically yearning. do you like your science fiction with a socialist inclination. does bleak with triumph of the human spirit sound like your bag after watching the pens come back and break the flyers streak in the playoffs. do you want to feel too many feelings for the human body to hold but most of all how sid and geno adore each other.

what kind of maniac misses prison.

here you go.

[buckpussy]

HAPPY BIRTH

NAT.

[ceeturnalia]

🪐 🥤 🧩

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

oooh okay 1) earlier this year at the age of 40mumble, i was able to, for the first time, afford a new vehicle that i wanted. my truck's name is Frank and he's a Bronco and he's red and i've already fucked up the housing around the skid plate by doing dumb shit in the desert. it's true love.

2) yes there are many aggravations, but i truly deeply love the organization i work for. we have an important mission, i work with some of the absolute best people i've ever known, and i have a sign on my office door that says COME BACK WITH A WARRANT.

3) i am writing again! i hadn't really for a long time, except for some short bits here and there, but now i am actively engaged in a project that i can see and feel coming to fruition and damn it's good to be back.

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

i don't know if indigostohelit is on tumblr but they have a narcos fic that i reread over and over like a religious text. the book of saint javier peña, idk. it's just so perfect. when i commented on the fic after reading it the first time i said thank you for creating this delicious dark dream and that kind of says it all.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

i recently unsubscribed from a WIP that i was really digging because i found out the writer was a zionist, but that's probably not what this question is asking.

uhhh it's mostly subjective characterization stuff that kills a fic for me, but there's a thing that i am not sure i can describe where the opening sentence(s) have this. particular syntax and cadence? it's got a very juvenile feel to it. like something taught in elementary school, this is how you write the opening of a story. and make sure you state the pov character's full government name so there's no question who the story is about. this is not a good description, but it's a really deep personal peeve and i will backbutton instantly.

[saltyteethbooks]

Phew! I think this typeset took the most brain power because I had to translate a fic heavy with images as well as links to photos of actors and other media (a number of which have become dead in the years between) but I adore this fic since the day it was posted.

Had to track down age appropriate actor headshots (are some of them the exact ones? Uh, no, cause Internet Archive doesn't have a saved copy of the links) and ended up shoving them all into each movie section endnotes lol, and so so much QR codes+URLs.

But also I had to perform 3 exorcisms/deep cleaning on the printer cause it absolutely refused to emit any gosh darn magenta ink, so compounded frustration.

In the end I made a soft cover/paperback out of it with a naaaaarrow oxford hollow because I have a hot glue gun curse. The cardstock is a seriously pretty embedded glitter type, so shiny!

[ohyoufool]

is anyone else reading strange machines by saintsideways right now and LOSING THEIR MIND. I am a quarter of the way through and I have to go get ready but I am ENRAPTURED. I am going to be reading this fic while I grill burgers for the Super Bowl. I cannot be stopped. Oh my god.

[door]

@saintsideways replied to your post “do you touch the peet y/n”:

Yes

[fuckyeahfanfictions]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd, Scott McCall, Erica Reyes, Isaac Lahey, Alan Deaton Additional Tags: utter crack Summary:

“Got a curse I cannot lift,” Derek grinds out, jaunty beat completely at odds with his murderous glare.

[formulaonedirection]

Lewis/8th wdc

me manifesting this every hour of every day