#sairambles

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it's almost kinda baffling how minimally relevant the womanizer thing is for Johnny guilty gear. Like it's kinda just a thing he does. The rest of the time he's like, being a father or doing pirate shit or doing someone a favor. He's just so busy with all that other shit that he has to squeeze in the womanizing thing concurrently with whatever he's doing so it SEEMS like that's his main thing, but it isn't. Johnny Guilty Gear likes helping people he just also wants to have a good time. Do you know what I mean? Is this thing on? Can anyone hear me?

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I'm literally so sorry btw

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what if he was injecting people with magic cells that made guys want to kiss guys and girls want to kiss girls and he was called "The Queermaker" and the United States was like "WE HAVE TO STOP THAT MAN"

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every so often I do think about the Aba Testament interactions and their interactions in aracde stories and it does really fucking kill me how good those two are together. Testament giving Aba the talk about the danger her obsession poses to paracelsus because Testament remembers what they were like when they basically devoted their life to Dizzy like some kind of mad dog and how that kind of relationship was damaging to both Testament and Dizzy (they say it somewhere I think they apologize to Dizzy for it it's a REALLY good conversation but I can't for the life of me remember where it's from sorry) and it's just such peak fiction. Two people trying to find a way to fit in a world not made for them. Also this makes me lose my shit laughing every time:

Aba: You used to be crazy as fuck

Testament: Bitch are you serious?

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make sure you leave out tea and crumpets for Axl Low tonight

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vampire furry howling in despair at the concept of a "garlic knot"

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My Strive Axl 5P or 2P when it connects with the opponent and wishes to convert into a hard knockdown

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every time I think about Asuka for just a bit too long, it awakens within me a deep sense of doom, longing, and activates my worst neuroses. Ah, yes, othered by the world despite being lauded as a "Genius" with no real say in the matter, thinking that surely if you just play the role, take advantage of your abilities, and make yourself as small as possible you will be in control of everything. You are smart. You are able. You can use this ability to fill the gaps that your total dedication to being Smart and Able has caused. No one has to be hurt no one has to leave, I can use my Ability to figure this out. I can make Frederick immortal, I can save Aria, I can't save Aria, I can bring her back. That isn't Aria anymore. That isn't Frederick anymore. But they're here, they can be together. That's what they wanted. That's what I wanted. Everything is fire and ashes but I can fix it. Please wait, I am Smart and Able. I can fix it. Let me fix it. Who am I? It doesn't matter. It's never mattered. In fact, I can just make a better me, and fix it.

I have to go to the moon.