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why doesn't anyone lean into the less obvious weirdness of our biology? "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE ENORMOUS MASSES OF DEAD MATERIAL NEAR YOUR BRAIN AND THE MORE THERE IS, THE SEXIER YOU ARE?!" "An entire class of native animal is defined by having these masses?!"
(hair/fur, in case that wasn't clear)
i gave him a blankie and a cup of tea because he is god's wettest cat and i love him very much
me with soundwave lmfao. canon tfp soundwave says 1 sentence and gets effectively killed over his loyalty to megatron. the soundwave barbie doll i play with talks constantly and runs away from/betrays megatron across multiple AUs to be with his polycule
post stolen from twitter welcome home butchdog-md
i have a headcanon that during the "LIFE IS REASON!!" scene where grace is like "why didn't you just say so" at the end, rocky actually WAS saying the full theory but he was so excited he forgot to talk in "dumbed down translator-friendly eridian" so 80% of what he was saying just flew past the translator and by extension grace lmao
like "LIFE IS REASON (undertones going into detail about potential predators)" and he's just crashing out thinking the translator just didn't hear him or something before he remembers "oh yeah gotta say one thing at a time with these idiots"
or worse, imagine he tried to thrum out of habit because Big Science Moment and was getting increasingly frustrated that grace wasn't picking up what he was putting down
playing the cobblemon modpack with my friends for the first time and wym there's a pokemon called "orthworm". this franchise is so unserious I love you guys
if you play for honor you can be killed in 3 seconds by the most beautiful lesbian you've ever laid eyes on. go play for honor. go on. you know you want to
friend of mine was trying to explain 67 to me, it turned into a passionate discussion, and this mf busts out the "it's like E, e's not actually funny it's just a letter"
WDYM E ISN'T FUNNY? E IS CLASSIC "LOUD NOISE+DEEP FRY" YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR INTERNET BAD COMEDY ELDERS YOUNG MAN!!
rating fishing minigames I have encountered in no particular order
red dead redemption 2/online: hard to learn, hard on the hands, but GOD is perfecting it satisfying as hell. also fun fact lures don't matter that much and good bait is cheaper than replacing the lure+easier to use, but they add valuable variety to the minigame. 9/10
enshrouded/sea of thieves (basically the same minigame reskinned): classic, simple, gets the job done, bit annoying when the fish touches an object and instantly escapes in SoT tho. 6/10
skyrim: barely even a minigame, boring as fuck, unnecessary restrictions typical of skyrim, the only purpose of the dlc is to add more food variety in my eyes. 1/10
stardew valley: fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufucky-
