Salary Slaves
My friend is rather unhappy at his job. It could be the crazy hours, constant backstabbing and buck passing, or the superior who wrapped their hands around his throat. Hard to tell but it helps contextualize the following conversation:
Friend: “If anyone is hunting for a job, my department is hiring.”
Me: “ Did they kill the last slave boy during a beating or did he escape by picking the locks on his chains?”
Friend: “No, they're getting done firing most of the idiots, so the department is relying less on slave labor.”













