#saldkfja

[orocana-joka]

Phone dude: Hello, you've reached ---wifi services, how may I help you?

Me: Yes, hi, I can't seem to connect to my network? I was wondering if you can-

P.D.: Oh, of course! Can you tell me what your username is so I can access your account?

Me: O-oh, yeah um...it's uh...O..MG....ROFL.....

P.H.: -busts out laughing-

[grandadcoran]

ur so short,,,,, im 5'10" dude :""))

ur so tall, u don’t understand, i’ve been this short since I was like 14

[troglobite]

DID I MISS THE FUCKING SU EP TONIGHT???? GODDAMNIT

[punkscandyass]

so my neighbor's wife sleeps with her phone and one day he came to my house to borrow a screwdriver because his wife's phone started vibrating, which I guess scared her so sHE PISSED ALL OVER HER PHONE AND WHEN HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD

[cutns]

Fuck You All The Time- Jeremih

[hyrule-queen]

I wish people liked talking to me.

[whisper-of-a-thrill-blog]

Uncertainty Dissolves Confidence