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do you think it was hardboiled after being in there

[inspired by this comic]

#kirby #hoshi no kaabii #customer service #nme salesman #salesguy #chilidog #wolfwrath #that comic occasionally flies by in my brain and I gigglesnort at it #an WHOLE EEG #i love how the dog is drawn in every panel of that it's just exactly dog guilty expressions #i haven't drawn this idjit in my icon for ages and forgot how easy and relaxing it can be #>>mango(t)art

may I ask if you could do a poll of whether salesgirls like what they are selling

Hmm, I don’t usually set up polls but that does sound like an interesting question. If anyone feels like submitting stories or commenting about products they’ve had to sell feel free.

Question: Do you like the products you’ve sold?

#submission #retail #salesgirl #sales guy #salesguy #salesman #customer service #tales from your local cashier #talesfromyourlocalcashier

Let’s ring in the New Year folks

immediate aftermath:

#hoshi no kaabii #kirby #kirby of the stars #customer service #salesguy #nme salesman #susie haltmann #the FoeTP #>>mango(t)art #they're back and still at their bullshit people #this was a rough and stupid little one solely because the idea of the second image appeared and i had to figure out the context #then draw it while strugglling to understand how someone with no arms would hold a bottle swinging #if it isn't obvious susie smashed a bottle of champagne on CS's head and he set her on fire with a sparkler #congratulations you two nobody won this round because you both had to spend NYE in A&E

most normal people would’ve stopped inviting these two to the same cross-company parties ages ago, but the other employees at Holy Nightmare and Haltmann Works keep inviting them both anyway because they think it’s absolutely hilarious

#kirby #customer service #salesguy #nme salesman #susie haltmann #they're the party entertainment for everyone else #neither can stand the idea of the other going to a party without them there to ruin it #so even if you only gave one of them an invite the other would probably find a way in #this one is called mutually assured destruction #now they both go home with their nice suits ruined #and everyone else goes home with something to gossip about for months to come #it's a win for all #>>mango(t)art #the FoeTP

there are 2 kinds of salesguys

#kirby #hoshi no kaabii #customer service #nme salesman #salesguy #service consultant #>>mango(t)art #sc drink your coffee before you insult all your customers away- oh well too late #don't worry SC compensates this sort of shit by overcharging something petty #like if you call him back too soon after he transfers the 'fuck off for 100' sum he'll deduct 250 out of spite #idk what the official currency in the kirby anime is i know there's deden but i guess that's only for pop star/dedede's kingdom #like is there a base intergalactic currency and exchange rate #i don't understand fictional money but you bet however much CS charges for calls he draws them out #if the fools waste your time you might as well waste their money bc time = money amirite #moral of the story is don't do business with either of these two #mirror au

Mirror CS concept belongs to @chingkittycat / @nightmaresindreamland

lmfao when i was drawing this all that was going through my head was:

#kirby #hoshi no kaabii #customer service #mirror au #compsys #nme salesman #salesguy #this picture is a lie tho they would not really get on #i just thought it looked cute for comparison #mirror CS is actually such a brilliant asshole i love his concept ever since i learnt about it #i just... i love it.#not more than the original recipe but still great #his mirror personality is just so bloody hilarious and fantastic #i'd love to tell about everything here but nobody reads the tags and... i feel like it spoilers for ckc #ckc made him after all so only fair they would know all about him and will say what needs to be said #if i gotta sum him up tho...#just imagine CS with his chill factor inverted to the negatives #that's all i'll say for now >;D #>>mango(t)art

What the hell’s going on?! Can someone tell me please? Why I’m switching faster than the channels on TV? I’m black, then I’m white - NO!! Something isn’t right! My enemy’s invisible, I don’t know how to fight! The trembling fear is more than I can take When I’m up against the echo in the mirror

@katyahina dreamt up the idea, @chingkittycat owns Mirror CS

#kirby #hoshi no kaabii #customer service #mirror au #nme salesman #salesguy #compsys #katyahina literally dreamt it up apparently she had some intense af dream that could make some oscar-worthy shit #basically mirrorCS ate a bowl of creepypasta and motherfucker went and did some simulacra/ringu bullshit #and apparently tormented the regular CS because he's a horrible piece of motherboard like that #don't worry i'm sure he'll just like flick his ear or mess up his hair like the lil 8-bit shit he is hahahaaa #totally not gonna snap salesguy's neck or slam his head into the screen or anything...#i had like four versions of this i couldn't decide on the composition but eventually settled on this one #could post the other wip versions if anyone interested #>>mango(t)art

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