Dec 7, 2013
My friends are the greatest. I just came back from a fantastic holiday party and got the sweetest cards ever from our secret holiday fairy exchange! I love you guys all so much.
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My friends are the greatest. I just came back from a fantastic holiday party and got the sweetest cards ever from our secret holiday fairy exchange! I love you guys all so much.
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Hmmm, jeez that’s a big question with many possible answers….
Well there was this one time that my two friends blatantly and flat out lied to me….
It starts with person A wanting to ask person B out and person B was like “no, tell him no. But say it nicely" and person A was like “What are my chances?" so I was basically the fucking middle man. But of course it turns out that they WERE PRANKING ME. They put so much stress on me all for NOTHING. And then when they confessed, I said “Oh yeah, I couldn’t picture the two of you together." and then person B was like “He actually did ask me out last Saturday. THANK YOU FRIENDS. Making me sound like the biggest idiot and douchebag ever.
The end.
I wish I had a dog to sleep with.
Salienceholy - Questionable Fetishist
I gave myself an A and a slash on each damned wrist.
Salienceholy - Suicidal Artist