Misquote. Rewrote.

For those memorable quotes that were miswritten. Also, this blog will be biased and politically incorrect 100%. NOTE: Nothing is out of context and is exactly the words of the quoter.

[mutagen7]

I’ll follow back instantly

I follow back instantly

I’ll follow back instantly

follow for follow 

F4F

[b-c-d]

[misquoterewrote]

girls are supposed to dance. that’s why god gave them parts that jiggle

Donald glover aka the black spiderman (via misquoterewrote)

[mutagen7]

Reblog if Vagina

[misquoterewrote]

girls are supposed to dance. that's why god gave them parts that jiggle

Donald glover aka the black spiderman

[misquoterewrote]

I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bloody dicks so I could get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.

Louis CK - Beastiality Specialist Biologist

[misquoterewrote]

I'm sorry, but I don’t want to be an Emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile, Black slaves, White. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good Earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Charlie Chaplin - Prophet of Allah

[misquoterewrote]

I don't reblog my own shit unless it's from my second blog.

Negativewater - Politician

[misquoterewrote]

Pass the juice.

Adolf Hitler - Famous Human Rights Activist

[misquoterewrote]

Nicolas Cage dancing to a booty song would be so calming.

salienceholy - Dance Enthusiast

[misquoterewrote]

I have a lot of hair everywhere, so it’s hard to see.

Negativewater - Regarding Unmentionable Subjects

[misquoterewrote]

People started throwing up on me... I'm the luckiest person in the world!

Coffeandmusics - My Strange Addiction

[misquoterewrote]

KING EDWARD YOU ARE THE CAKE TO MY DIABETES I JUTS WANT YUO FO KNOW THAT JAPPY NEW DTEAR

Unmentioned Sister

[misquoterewrote]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!

Famous Last Words

[misquoterewrote]

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.

George Bernard Shaw - Necro-Choreographer

[misquoterewrote]

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Justin Bieber - King of New York

[misquoterewrote]

My mom is oozing contrition.

Fifty Shades of Grey - Religious Text