#salmonoids

[superaquafishy]

Wife made chocolate salmon!!

[black-salt-cage]

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[dharma-warma]

I got bit by a glowfly-crazed salmonid yesterday and now it’s starting to itch, is this normal?

No.

TLDR: Go to your nearest hospital, right now.

While I'm not in any way an expert on Salmonoid biology and can't explain this phenomenon as clearly as I wish I could, Glowflies have a dangerous effect on them, as seeing them releases a chemical in their body which basically sends them into "overdrive".

The Inkfish body is not built for this chemical, and there is a non-zero chance that it may have gotten into your inkstream through the bite.

Seek immediate help, as leaving it untreated can have extremely dire consequences; we're talking likely life altering.

[dovewingkinnie]

splatoon 3 spoilers grizz but if he liked salmonoids

[blossom-beast]

Some salmons from artfight

[cryptidcade]

THAT'S A WRAP!

[a-ghoulish-guy]

Look I get it, we’re all mentally ill

But if you tell me you find the salmonoids attractive.

I will punch you so hard that you can never play splatoon again

[cheesy-clown]

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