#saltpixie

[pettyartist]

saltpix submitted:

here is my submission for your rocket contest. It’s a voltorb and two magnetons trying to fool people into thinking they’re a rocket grunt you’re welcome

OMG EMILYKJFHSDF

[pettyartist]

Emily eating honey nut cheerios out oulf a measuring cup in her housecoat.

AKA a perfect summary of our apartment life.

[pettyartist]

god bless us, every one.

[pettyartist]

Two white girls on a monday night trying to use a bic lighter

[pettyartist]

Guess who broke her phone?

THIS DUMMY.

SO I have to wait until monday-ish to get a new one.

In the meantime, I can't receive or send texts or check anything on it.

So yeah.

[fireyams]

Tumblr user saltpixie is a cyber bully

[pettyartist]

[8:07:31 PM] Emily: so I had a dream last night that I had this newborn baby, but I kept leaving it places like you would forget your keys or wallet

[8:07:51 PM] Emily: and then I woke up worried that I left it somewhere again before remembering I did not have a baby

[8:08:00 PM] Petty: Mother of the year award

[fireyams]

[7:59:52 PM] Alex: do you think I'm cool

[7:59:55 PM] Emily: hahaha