#saltron

[bushybeardedbear]

Now here’s a picture of Pidge I can relate to... Desperately trying to find the pieces of the story Tim Hedrick left behind...

[saltof-thearth]

Show writers: here are a large group of characters who can be interpreted as queer, some of which have a pretty clear indication of being nonbinary/interested in the same gender/trans, but we cannot state most of this explicitly since this is a children’s show

Gremlins, pointing at the one OBVIOUSLY cisgender heterosexual character: if he isn’t bi, all of you are homophobic and also if you don’t make my m/m ship canon then he’s not REALLY bi and also you’re all homophobic

[materassassino]

If you ever want confirmation of how little this fandom cares about characters that aren’t Keith, remember how fans reacted to people who didn’t believe in the Galra Keith theory, and now consider how many people think our current Shiro is the actual Shiro, and didn’t believe Haggar was Lotor’s mother even after s3e7.

This fandom literally does not care to the point that any theory is easily dismissed even when the evidence confirming it is huge - unless it’s about freaking Keith.

[saltof-thearth]

Allura: "I just got out of cryosleep, disoriented and distressed, only to learn that I have been held in stasis for 10,000 years, and now everyone I ever knew is dead, my father is dead, and I don't even have a planet to return to to mourn because Altea was destroyed by a now-seemingly immortal enemy who is still causing suffering and destruction"

Lance: You know what's a great way to comfort people?

Lance: Flirting.

Lance: I'm going to flirt with her.

[saltof-thearth]

Calm down you fucking bitchbabies this season was great and the writing was good and it’s not the staff’s fault you overhyped yourselves on a one-off character and are pissing yourselves because your ships aren’t canon

[saltof-thearth]

also i hate. hate. HATE lance. like i am so TIRED of his boring ass face, his fans, his EVERYTHING. fans constantly cry that he's So Overlooked and that he's So Sad and that's bullshit. utter garbage. also stop treating hunk like nothing more than lance's sidekick, hunk is a 100% better than lance, and they literally be shitting on his magnificent face by making him out to be nothing more than lance's support system

I agree with you on everything except the “hunk is 100% better than lance” part because 100% of 0 is still 0. Hunk is beyond-infinitely better. There is no scale meaningful enough to fully encompass the gap between Hunk’s importance and Lance’s lack thereof

[saltof-thearth]

honestly, every time i see klance i just want to shake the person, because WHY. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SHIP THEM, LANCE IS A PETTY ASSHOLE WHO'S DONE NOTHING BUT BELITTLE KEITH, WHY WOULD YOU /DO THAT/ TO KEITH

LMAO it’s true and you should say it

*whiney bitchbaby voice* b-b-but one time in s3 when Keith was mourning Shiro Lance was kinda nice when he was telling Keith he needed to step up and replace the one man who had truly loved him and once they made eye contact while smiling!!!1!1!!!!1!!!!1!

[saltof-thearth]

Lance is NOT a lesbian he is a cis straight boy do not pass go do not collect $200 go directly to jail