BushyBeardedBear

I write things. Mostly Fan Fiction. And before you ask, yes I am indeed a bear and what I do in the woods is strictly my own business. My Fan Fiction on A03 It's almost entirely Voltron. It's almost entirely Plance. 💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙

[ragingemini]

[myseri]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MOUSE ARMOUR

[joshpeck]

mouse anemone

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

[jadorexjaii]

That's so cute 😭😭

[bushybeardedbear]

The two on the right, starting a tiny family together... ❤️❤️❤️

[losferwords]

[d-exclamation]

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Fact checked.

[personuhh]

The Yosuke Romance Rewritten Mod now has an official Twitter account for updates!

And if you don't have a twitter, or you don't want to join the discord, we now have an email as well that you can send suggestions to ❤

More info in this thread here:

Yosuke Romance Rewritten on Twitter

“Hello everyone! If you are interested in helping to write a Yosuke romance mod, we are accepting writer applications. Even if you aren't up

[maddyaddy]

[bushybeardedbear]

Wait...

This isn't something that's standard? Like, we see animations set to music, entire scenes in films have music crafted around them... And people imagine things they like and enjoy...

The majority of people don't do this? Why not? It's fun...

How many more aspects of myself is tumblr going to make me realise are just... For lack of a better word, symptoms of something I'm feeling more and convinced I've dealt with my whole life but never had words for nor anyone stepping in, observing me, diagnosing me, maybe it would have made things easier...?

I wonder how my life might have played out, if it turns out there is some condition or rewiring of my mind that's gone unnoticed. What might I have achieved, or changed.

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO

[bushybeardedbear]

Almost everything DJ Cummerbund does Slaps. He's unironically a favourite artist of mine alongside such YouTube greats as Saxsquatch.

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[bushybeardedbear]

*screams like a pterodactyl*

That's perfect.

[blognotfound]

pls let this blow up like the other one

[wolf-of-odin-1963]

[bushybeardedbear]

Well that sucks something fierce. Getting canned for Seth Rogen's Darkwing Duck Reboot I guess. What a waste.

[bushybeardedbear]

Prediction:

Rogen as producer will almost certainly self insert into his Darkwing Duck reboot. He will justify this because he's paying for it.

Let's never forget that at least part of his money came from literal slave labour on Sausage Party.

At a minimum he'll force himself in to play a minor villain character. Worst case scenario and given his insufferable ego, he'll insist on playing Launchpad.

Oh and in both cases by "playing" I mean he'll just trot out his usual cough-laughing stoner ""comedy"" ""persona"" and call it a day.

And if you think I'm being mean about the poor multi-millionaire funny guy just because his vanity project is killing Ducktales 2017, just remember;

🎉Sausage Party was a result of literal slave labour!!🎉

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[redchrominance]

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

[twimmythebabywitch]

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[chazzfox]

“I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” dbhglgjfijihjuijrjupjpetpwmakfoj5jt46pw3q

[homestuckiscontagious-deactivat]

This is wonderful

[bushybeardedbear]

So, when are we getting the super wholesome slice of life comedy anime about the legendary cats?

Japan, get on it.

[dashconstaff]

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Love Wins: Destiel is Canon

Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O

Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism

TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!

Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?

Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)

British Men and Their Cheekbones

Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko

Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020

Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction

Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You

Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation

and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

[esteicy-blog]

I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers

[nazumichi]

Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull

[dashconstaff]

Thank you ❤️

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[tiredspacealien]

oh no

[dashconstaff]

oh YES!!!!

Get your 2021 Dashcon Premium Badge HERE!!!!!!!

[dashconstaff]

#what in the actual fuck #theyre not kidding????? (via @kiarrashattered)

Dashcon 2021 Announcement: 

The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.

Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!

[saintofpride201]

Fuck it. Just kill me…

[dashconstaff]

Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)

[dashconstaff]

#oh boy #i was hoping 2021 would be a better year #i am now scared it won’t be (via @lemonelixir)

NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!

Make all your Dashcon reservations HERE! 💜

[tiredmaster]

SAY SIKE RN

[dashconstaff]

#dashcon isn’t real #it isn’t real #it can’t be real #it isn’t #i refuse (via @tobiasisthechaos​)

Get your VIP Super Hell Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!!!

[bushybeardedbear]

Tell me more about British Gentlemen and our cheek bones. And, just so we're completely clear here... You're seriously bringing back Dashcon? How odd of you.

It's a good thing people are so good at parsing sarcasm online these days, or they may have assumed you were a parody.

Buying a badge now.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[historical-nonfiction]

Occasionally, fossils become opal instead of stone. They are called… opalized fossils.

[paradoxspaceheater]

fuck it *opalizes*

[bushybeardedbear]

Or, hear me out here...

Fabulous Magical Crab.

[lokimilf]

do not TELL me lotor did not love allura.

i saw the way he looked at her. no one could fake that.

(sorry for the shit quality) he looks so happy. in the first one he’s not even LOOKING at her and he looks like he’s about to burst with happiness. i don’t care what he did, if they gave him the chance in season 8, he would have redeemed himself.

[bushybeardedbear]

#teampurplelion We were robbed of Lotor's redemption by executive meddling.

Seek Truth in Darkness

This is an expansion and continuation of many of the ideas expressed in my previous meta ‘Chasing the Ghosts of Season 8.’ You may wish to r

It's a long read, but it provides proof beyond reasonable doubt of (among other things) Lotor's redemption being removed from season 8.

[lokimilf]

ive read that and it’s first part so many times oh my god i miss him so much and it makes me mad he could have been one of the most powerful characters

[bushybeardedbear]

I pretty much had to leave any interaction with the fandom, the last series upset me so much. This was new to me until recently. And yeah, it hurts. Knowing the absolutely amazing redemption they had planned. The arcs they warned to complete for Lance, making Allura her own person and not just a prize that died... But you know all this. Lotor really did deserve better. An entire universe better. I just hope one day somebody comes forward with the original cut of seasons 7 and 8. Until then, solidarity between Lotor Stans.

[votedami]

The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you don’t have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether that’s in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you aren’t good enough for any of that.

“It’s not the illness,” it says, “You feel this way because it’s who you are.”

[adhdedrn]

“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Me: I can’t get out of bed today, what is wrong with me. I’m so lazy and terrible and I am a huge flake and there has got to be something wrong with me. My brain: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

[afriendlyirin]

This is why I don’t like narratives about how mental illness is just ~a part of you~ and ~who you really are~. No. It’s a disease. Cut it out of me.

[bushybeardedbear]

Cut it out of me...

I feel that on a fundamental level. That visceral hatred of the thing that festers in my soul. Cut it out of me. That's a mood.