#saltylenpai

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justice iws watching. like paleontology videos and shit and just goes "wild that there used to be prehistoric wild cats just roaming places like europe or whatever" and before he could follow up i just. in the most radio announcer announcer voice possible. hit them w the "and now theyre all in new mexico - what team? wildcats! high school musical folks, up top!" the silence was soooo. i cant stop laughing

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Watching @saltylenpai grinding all his followers up to 10 while also wanting to keep harding in their party for important story beats has been wild but mostly bc today they'd comitted to finally getting neve to 10 (thru, essentially, one spot in dock town) and the last bit was so agonizing bc it looked like he was JUST about to level her up with one last fight. And then when the dust settled:

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being 2 guys w autism in a relation has me and my partner parroting "burger king foot lettuce" back and forth enough times that its telephone'd its way into "butter king foot lesbians"

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justice is replaying the end of datv again and he is making the worlds saddest dog noises abt taash and harding atm

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i was bitching abt the brakelights ahead of me in the culvers tm drive thru and my darling angel partner @saltylenpai sent me an album cover edit of the selfie i sent. and tbh. huge fan

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Justice just called deepstalkers the worlds worst fleshlight, and, with pain in their voice, said "they have teeth :("

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Justice voice: its cursed that i drink dr pepper cold and it comes out warm

Me:

Me:

Me: you mean PISS?

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been having some aches and pains that make drawing a little rough BUT it's @saltylenpai's birthday so i had to doodle him a goofy birthday beau!!!!! EVERYONE WISH HIM HAPPY BDAY BTW 🎂 🥳 🎉 GO GET HIS ASS