#sam catchem

[poisonbat]

i cant get over the name funky winkerbean

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Sam: Are you gay?

Dick Tracy: I'm not gay!

Sam: ...Dick, you just kissed me.

Dick Tracy: ...I might be bi?

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Dick Tracy: Sam, blink if you love me.

Sam Catchem: [blows air on Dick Tracy's face]

Dick Tracy: [blinks]

Sam Catchem: Yes.

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Sam: *unbuttoning shirt* Sorry, it's so hot in here.

Dick Tracy: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Look, someone needed to be the family disappointment and the gay cousin, and I’m really good at multi-tasking. Just playing up my strengths.

Sam Catchem

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is it possible we're back from hiatus? ;P

Sam: Dick, don't pull too hard on the tie, you're gonna choke yourself.

Dick Tracy: It's fine, Sam.

Pat Patton, poking his head in: Yeah, he loves being choked.

Sam:

Dick Tracy:

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Sam Catchem: Okay, so I just had a really great idea.

Everyone in the MCU office: No.

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I've really done it this time. This isn't a late report or a botched arrest. This is going feral. Rejecting society and living like an animal. That's not going to look good on my quarterly review...

Sam Catchem