#traceem

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Sam: Are you gay?

Dick Tracy: I'm not gay!

Sam: ...Dick, you just kissed me.

Dick Tracy: ...I might be bi?

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Dick Tracy: Sam, blink if you love me.

Sam Catchem: [blows air on Dick Tracy's face]

Dick Tracy: [blinks]

Sam Catchem: Yes.

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Sam: *unbuttoning shirt* Sorry, it's so hot in here.

Dick Tracy: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Dick Tracy: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?

Sam Catchem: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.

Dick Tracy: Sam, the toaster is on fire.

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Sam Catchem: Well, I hate to see you leave, but I do love to watch you go.

Dick Tracy: What?

Sam Catchem: Because of your butt.

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Dick Tracy: You can be my wingman anytime, Sam.

Sam Catchem: No, Dick, you can be mine.

*cue held gaze and saxophone*

Dick Tracy: No homo, right?

Sam Catchem: All of the homo!

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Sam Catchem: [mumbling] You’re perfect in every way.

Dick Tracy: What?

Sam Catchem: I said that you’re terrible and probably gay, you fry!

Sam Catchem: [under his breath] Please be a little gay…

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Sam Catchem: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Dick's second partner.

Johnny Adonis: What happened to Tess?

Sam Catchem: Nothing you can prove.