From Anon that made me spit out my coffee this morning. 🤣
I didn't reply since I've answered this MANY times. Google Search is your friend, my friends. I am not Google, please, for the love of God, SEARCH my blog and/or Google before you come an ask me things I've answered over and over. Anyhooo, as she promised, the Anon didn't give up and sent another Ask this morning. 👇
Before I answer...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, "Sam's penis seizure" will go down in fandom annals as one of the funniest autocorrect fails ever. "Sam's penis seizure," I'm still laughing. Needless to say, I think the Anon meant "size," not "seizure." But, hey, she's not far off, many penis do look like they're having seizures when aroused hahaha.
So, to answer your question, Anon. The shrimp comment Sam and Cait made years ago was this. They were having fun with Brazilian fans, tweeting in Portuguese. 👇
And Caitriona one upped Sam with 👇
They were OBVIOUSLY kidding and bantering together, as has always been their style. IOW, they were joking around. Anyone who actually thinks Cait was saying Sam has a small peen literally should go to Walmart and return their brain and get a refund.
Here's an old post where we all laughed about how funny Sam and Cait were being. 👇
Cait keeps one upping him with her come backs though hahahahah. “The sea is full of small shrimp.” hahahahah. They should keep bantering in
As for the size of Sam's dirk, I've already discussed this MANY times. Here's an old post, where I mention it briefly, and what Sam himself said about it. 👇
I find all of this to be highly truthful. :-) TMGD The Magical Golden Dirk doesn't lie. JS. ;-)
And here is a longer post showing evidence that Sam Roland Heughan ain't shrimpy. JS. 👇
Anon, is there any doubt? A woman doesn't ditch her family on Thanksgiving to go to Mexico with a man (Cody), or dump her boyfriend once sai
And finally here, conclusive scientific proof that TMGD aka The Magical Golden Dirk is so magical it makes grown women lose their dang minds. That doesn't happen with small dick. It just doesn't. 👇
Saw your blog about Sam and boobies and comments about Tobias, your Lord and Master! You gave us tasty info about Tobias in bed, do you have
I've seen lots 'o penis in my day, and small peen does NOT show from the side like this. 👇 It just doesn't.
Some men are "showers" a la Jon Hamm 👇 Meaning, their peen "shows" even when not erect.
But most men are "growers," like Sam. Meaning their dirk is well hidden and sleeping until it's gets woken up, and then it GROWS.
I hope that answers your question, Anon. But, please don't come back demanding I answer you and if I don't, you will keep bugging me until I do. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to do. Do it again, and I'll block you. I do thank you for my much needed laugh for the day, though. ❤️
