#sam publishes asks

[kaibascorpse]

DESCRIBE MACARONI IN THE MOST EROTIC WAY POSSIBLE

this would imply that macaroni is not already erotic on its own

[ssamial]

um yes hello friend if no one told you yet wow you are v attractive i like your face a lot

what omg thank you??/??? ahhh

[kaibascorpse]

your cosplay....Miki Sayaka

fuck yeah sayaka my babe B)

[ssamial]

Omfg you are cool as heckie and whenever I see you I think " they seem super cool I wanna be their friend" but I senpai will never notice me tbh

wellll it would totally be easier for me to notice youif you came and talked to me more (which you should totally fuckin do)

[kaibascorpse]

You are cute as fuck

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[kaibascorpse]

This sounds dumb but I don't feel like that right now. I feel ok. I don't know, I'm sorry I'm going now.

hey man it's ok not to feel ok sometimes, you don't have to apologize

[kaibascorpse]

Thank you dearest, but I am a massive loser that you probably shouldn't waste your time on when you could be doing other cute/rad things.

nahh dont talk about yourself like that man!! chin up little buddy i bet you're super

[kaibascorpse]

Dis is an embarrassed soul because I spoke to you before and yeah idk I wish you were my friend but I feel lame so

hey no need to feel that way about yourself pardner you're a bright lil shining star