The HBO Shop is really letting me down with the official merch... absolutely no posters or stickers, two shirts of my least favorite promo design and a mug with the same image... Wake up HBO, I want a color changing mug of Jim with and without the hair and nose when you put hot water in it!!! I want a lenticular of Stede spinning in his cursed suit!!!! I want a "Jeff's Inn by the Sea" ballpoint pen!!!!! I want a damn black, purple, and red hankie set, all with Blackbeard motifs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









