Apr 3, 2020
Playing FIFA: Mitch not being able to score and Kai and Sam losing it
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Playing FIFA: Mitch not being able to score and Kai and Sam losing it
Die Ifnanas (ohne Mitch-King)
Livestream summary + important phrases 10/15/2019
Summary
everyone praising Mitchking for a kill
Ju praising and insulting Sam in one sentence
Ju eating his mic
Sam being left alone
Ju trying too hard
Ju trying to be smart while stating obvious things
Mitch being asked if he’s wearing his Ninja Bandana
Kai using „deine Mutter“
Ju praising Mitch the whole time
someone eating crisps
Kai screaming at Sam
Sam being a Camper
Weather discussion
Kai having hearing problems bc of his headset
Ju & Kai arguing like little bitches over Kai’s headset
Kai & Ju having the same headset
they don’t know if they’re gonna stream regularly (today’s a spontaneous stream)
Jannis playing Fifa next to Ju
Jule insulting Jannis Fifa Team
Mitch & Kai talking about Mitch’s training week
Mitch saying Kai was missing (in training)
Kai missing Paradies Palms (Fortnite Spot)
Kai being ask by the chat if he’s living with Sophia (he’s not)
Ju & Kai annoying each other
Ju insulting Kai’s driving skills
Ju & Kai talking about big nostrils
Sam having no materials
Sam using the excuse that his game is lagging
Ju is celebrating Christmas at home
their favourite season is summer
Jannis hitting the desks while playing Fifa
Ju struggling the whole time with finding a gun
Mitch carrying Sam around instead of reviving him
Ju being asked about Nala (she’s doing good)
Kai’s dog (Paul) being horny and trying to link up with Nala
Kai talking shit
Sam not hitting anything
everything is a bug apparently
Sam not having any cover but wondering why he gets hit
One Epic Win
whistling
Kai paid 100€ for fifa packs and got only bad players
Ju got Aubameyang in a Fifapack
Sam picking up an enemy and throwing him out of the house
Ju’s laugh
Jannis moaning in the back
Julian trying to be extra funny
Mitch having to safe everyone
Mitch gets praised for having 3 kills
Kai hating on the stream
Sam trying to show of and failing
Ju moaning
Ju yawning
Ju dying
everyone forgetting about dead Ju
Kai and Sam screaming at Mitch
Ju trying to be funny 2.0
“english” round
Ju fishing Sam
Sam screaming
Sam singing Oh Djadja
Ju played fortnite all day today and he’s burned out now
Julian driving the boot on the land
Mitch not trusting Ju
Phrases (Translation)
„Du heiliger Strohsack“ - Julian Brandt (You holy straw sack!)
„Bruh“ - Julian Brandt
„Kai, bist du 3?“ Julian Brandt (Kai, are you 3?)
„Du fuckst mich seit Tagen nur noch ab.“ - Kai Havertz @ Julian Brandt (You’ve been fucking me up for days.)
„Manchmal bist du auch ne Bratwurst.“ - Julian Brandt @ Kai Havertz (Sometimes you’re a sausage.)
„Da haben wir schon heftige Schlachten geschlagen.“ - Julian Brandt (We’ve fought fierce battles there.)
„Es geht mit heftig auf den Zeiger.“ - Julian Brandt (That’s getting on my nerves.)
„Wir lutschen uns wieder gegenseitig die Eier.“ - Kai Havertz (We’re gonna suck each other’s balls.)
„Eigentlich sind wir die besten der Welt.“ - Julian Brandt (Actually, we're the best in the world.)
„Always believing!” - Kai Havertz
„Du bist viel am Jammern heute.” Julian Brandt @ Kai Havertz (You're whining a lot today.)
„In die Olga rein” - Sam Schreck (Into the Olga.)
„Er hat gefistet.“ Julian Brandt @ (I guess) Jannis Brandt (He fisted.)
„Du kleiner Hundesohn.“ - Kai Havertz (You’re a son of a dog.)
„Das Der Anfang vom Ende.“ - Julian Brandt (The beginning of the end.)
„Die lebt noch, die Fotze.“ - Kai Havertz (She's still alive, the cunt.)
„Mitch, mein kleiner Freund.“ Kai Havertz (Mitch, my little friend.)
„Sag einmal Wuff Wuff.“ - Kai Havertz @ Sam Schreck (Say woof woof.)
„Ich hab keine Lust euch beim Atmen zuzugucken.“ Julian Brandt (I don't feel like watching you breathe.)
„Trag mich, Trag mich!“ Mitchell Weiser @ Kai Havertz (Carry me, Carry me!)
„I‘m very very very high.“ Kai Havertz
„Ach fickt euch doch alle.“ Kai Havertz (Fuck you all.)
„Sweet & sour“ Julian Brandt
„Du bist ne richtige Schwuchtel“ Kai Havertz @ Julian Brandt (You're a real faggot.)
„Du bist der, der nur negativ war beim DFB.“ Kai Havertz @ Julian Brandt (You're the one who was just negative at the DFB.)
„Ich scheiss auf deine englisch round.“ Kai Havertz @ Sam Schreck (I don’t give a shit about your English round.)
„Jannis, halt mal bitte deine Schauze jetzt.“ Julian Brandt (Jannis, please shut the fuck up now.)
„Leck mich doch am Arsch man.“ Julian Brandt (Kiss my ass.)
Sam : Letzte Runde
Me : ok i'm getting tried, they played enough
Sam : Letzte Runde pt 2
Me : well that round wasn't so good
Sam : Letzte Runde pt 3
Me :please, have mercy if you don't get a Epi Win is not so bad PLEASE GUYS
*Jule is so silent everybody wonder if he is asleep*
Sam : Letzte Runde pt 2939274930
me : why did i open this stream i knew it would have cause me troubles
Sam and Kai,11 pm : FULL OF ENERGY AND SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY.
Me, half asleep:
kai havertz and his next level english
The boys chilling in Barcelona.
The Ifnanas are back!
dumbasses doing a fortnite stream again aklçsdjalsdj i can’t with MEN