#sam shitposts

[k9effect]

Jacksepticeye is online, SCATTER!!!

[nereidprinc3ss]

“would you pin me down and leave bruises that don’t go away”

“is that what you want?”

hey criminal minds writing room that was fucking insane. you’re all crazy im having you locked up. why would you do that to me. why would you have thee spencer reid when she when he when the when if it that’s. it’s. i know someone in that room wanted to fuck him. someone writing that script wanted to fuck spencer reid.

[sams-stray-thoughts]

There's something a little too intimate about accidentally touching the sticky side of a sticker like I'm sorry for violating you like that

[sg-se]

no matter how old i get, i will always run to my parents room and get my dad when there’s a bug on my wall

[suniani]

WHAT THE HELL 😭😭

[sam-urai]

This meme has certainly been made already but idc

[micchikureshima]

I think there's a very specific stalker4stalker sangyao flavor there isn't enough of but also with the bonus of neither of them is aware of how absolutely unhinged the other is for them and trying to look as normal as possible as to not be found out

[estrellami-1]

Aww, Gerald is soft, I like this!

*immediately googles Witcher cast* ooh is this Yennifer? I like her. She’s badass.