Sam's Stray Thoughts

aka Sam Shitposts

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Why dont people ever type :-) like ÷) cause it puts the nose in between the eyes

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Do you think the Sphinx ever said "hold on, let me sphink about it..."

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Helicopters are like the flies of the aviation world

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Straight up striking it in the bowled club, and by "it" I mean, hahah, my pinits

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Focusing super hard on a task at work, call that being clocked in

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Gender is a performance and I just won an Oscar

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TV show called The Makeunder that's about rentals, that have been made whimsical by their tennants, getting reverted back to their millenial grey, sterilised modern original look at the end of a lease when the tennant moves out

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It's annoying being attracted to gingers because I know that if I was a bird the fancy bright feather colours would really work for me

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Frat bro knight: Yessire

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[Gently tracing a boy's sunburn] who did this to you?

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Does anyone have a grandpa named Liam? Or do all Liams get removed from the world at a certain age cause I've never seen an old man named Liam

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DND campaign but this is the map

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Dating apps just aren't working, can we go back to mating dances?

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I think every year they should invite just a random average person to the oscars to represent the rest of us sitting at home

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God dude you would definitely fail a loving thy neighbour test,,, cringe

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Is a nosebleed just considered a convenient snack if you're a vampire?

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I miss actual, legitimate randomised shuffle. I miss getting the same song 5 times in a row because it truly was randomised, I miss hearing a song and going "i forgot I added that". I'm so over this whole "exclusively plays the same 6 songs out a playlist containing 1000 songs, over and over again" bullshit, let me hear the stuff that's buried deep!!!