#sam simps

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Why is he doing that

[samhatter]

SHOTS!

Sam is doing shots tonight here's the recipes their drinking and a bonus shot because Sam was mixing one reminiscent to it.

Street painter

1/2 jigger coffee liquor

1/2 jigger mint baylies

1 jigger butterscotch liquor

Sam had this shot at a parties and was trying to recreate it, they both failed and succeeded this is tasty if you like coffee flavor as the butterscotch elevates it.

Salty ball shots

1/2 rumchatta

1/2 buttsxhotch schnops

shaken with a pinch of salt

Dashes with salt after the shot is poured

This shot is learned from their mom, it is by far one of the most tasty drinks/shots they've ever had

Brown balls

1/2 jigger vodka

1 jigger butterscotch liquor

splash of mint coco baylie's or coco liquor 1/2 jigger

shaken with a dash salt

The or is because we ran out of ice so Sam has yet to try the second version (which is the just coco liquor) it was tasty which is why the dash of salt was needed.

twisted face shot

1/4 jigger machino cherry juice

1/4 jigger sour cherry juice

3/4 jigger pucker berry Dykup

1 jigger vodka

Shaken with frozen cherries instead of ice

So this is genuinely delicious if you like sour, it's also shaken as pretty much all my drinks and shots are sue me, add a maraschino cheery and one of the frozen cherries from the shaker if it's too sour for you. I made this because we ran out of ice and I needed to use the (freezer burned) cherries instead. This is delicious and I would absolutely pay to drink this as a martini it's great.

[nelovka]

S-Sam 😳😳 hey there,,,🥺🥺 hope ur not too busy or anything,,,lookin fine af dog rockin that plot relavant look 😎😎😎

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WAIT OMG

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HES SMILING NOW

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HES HOME, HE CAME HOME

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