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I’ve been trying to figure out why Tumblr keeps serving me ads for instant pots and I finally figured out it’s

Stream's open!

Stream's open!

I growed a tribble from my skull.

copperbadge replied to your post “bleerrrgh. Wish I owned a pair of clippers and could just all my hair...”

You know you could buy clippers for probably around the cost of two barbershop haircuts :D

you make a good point. I ahve ordered clippers.

If I look like a shaved poodle come friday it is totes your fault.

copperbadge replied to your post: WHAT?!

*laughs at you FOREVER*

I'm pretty sure like the last 20 people have been YOUR FAULT.

Eimear: I was talking to one of my friends yesterday.

She knows this guy whose Mum works in a mental hospital.

And she mostly treats violent people.

But there was this one guy.

Who was convinced he was a loaf of bread.

To which I could only respond, "Oh, crumbs!"

...and then I asked if he was a crusty old man.

And her husband asked if the woman had helped him change and I asked if she had made him a sandwich.

So in short, I am a bad person.

Kieran: bwahahaha

i mean

that's terrible eimear :|

:P

Eimear: I have reached a new loaf. :|

It really takes the biscuit.

Kieran: i'm gonna have to stop you there

for legal reasons

we're at our pun limit

Eimear: Dough!

When life imitates art

Me: ...that was the most bizarre phone call.

Me: i can't even retell it because i don't know what it was about

Mage: night vale leaking into real life?

Me: if Welcome to Night Vale is bleeding over into my real life, i'm blaming you and sam and series DAMMIT GET OUT OF MY BRAIN :P

Mage: ahahaha

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