things frodo says when drunk
I just think Sam is hot is that such a crime?
I still think Pippin and a garden hose would have taken Smaug out
if I find out that Bilbo has been happily living in Rivendell for the past 17 years without telling me I'm going to hold the Ring over his head and threaten to punch him for a good 30 seconds hahaha I'm just kidding unless?
okay but have you SEEN Sam's arms???
it's just like... all exiles are distinguished, more important they're not dead
no, I'm not planning on running away why would you say that, Merry? haha
but seriously do you think Gandalf is a dehydrated elf?
do you think Gandalf can read minds?
I mean do you think he's reading my mind when he's visiting?
not like I have anything to hide but still a dick move
how many languages do you think Elrond speaks?
Sam's so hot
shut up, Merry
do you think Gandalf would tell me what he is if I got him drunk enough?
look okay but Sam gardens shirtless outside my window. how am I supposed to live like this?
no, I'm not drunk, Merry
these carpeted rooms are such a bitch to clean
do you think the S.B.'s would lose their minds if I married a dwarf who was going to live for three hundred years or whatever in Bag End
I am SO marrying a dwarf
shut up, Merry, I'm a catch
ELF RAISIN Gandalf is an ELF RAISIN
elf raisin finally figured it out
ugh, Sam's hot
shut it, Merry
I'm going to bed
