well, curse my name

eris | 20s| i like elrond a normal amount 💖

[junebug-draws]

“Farewell!” he said to Gandalf. “I go to find the Sun.” Then swift as a runner over firm sand he shot away, and quickly overtaking the toiling men, with a wave of his hand he passed them, and sped into the distance, and vanished round the rocky turn. 

in other news, i’ve started reading the lord of the rings 

[thistleburr]

17th century cargo ship, passing a modern cargo ship.

[greymvs]

[halfelven]

i get to **** the atlantic ocean in a month #reasonstolive #stayingalive #myocean

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[halfelven]

resting my tits on the table so they don’t kill my back and unfortunately haunted by the disembodied voices of ‘what do you bring to the table’ male podcasters

[halfelven]

i’m not even allowed to talk about what i’ve been through bc it’s too distressing for other people to hear it 🩷 yay 🩷

[samwwise]

What are we holding on to, Sam?

[universeleads]

Guys what if there was a character

[prettyboysinpain]

…and what if we hurt the character🤔

[were--ralph]

are you interested in getting married and /or having children

no marriage, no children

yes marriage, no children

yes marriage, yes children

no marriage, yes children

Voting ended onMay 30

[renshengs]

currently reading the LOTR novels for the first time and i’m convinced gimli spends at least an entire book misinterpreting legolas’s blatant colossal crush on him as just elves being weird as fuck

[halfelven]

i have an unfortunate tendency to want to spell again as againe which i blame on old books but then i want to name a planet Againe but once i named a character Then and then that was a disaster

[halfelven]

to leave the hospital i have to write reasons why i want to live. very different from when i did this five years ago

[04k96]

[halfelven]

i am generally a patient person but if i ever had to long term share a room (let alone a bed) with someone who snores? i would snap and kill them

[halfelven]

the comedy potential of Elrond’s supermodel twins dressed all gorgeously in silver running around in the wild with these rough rangers is completely under-utilised

[halfelven]

#we're the rangers (covered in dirt and blood) and these are our elves (points at immaculate lithe immortal beings perched on the trees #behind them) #they're really good at killing orcs but REGARDLESS of what they tell you they need to be fed and watered daily and the 'open-eye #dreamwalking' thing does NOT count as actual sleep #whirlposting

tags from @whirlception

i’d love to know how many times they got told the open-eye dreamwalking thing does NOT work

[silmalope]

of all the wonderful and imaginative Gil-galad origin stories out there, “Fingon stumbles across a stray orphan on the battlefield and adopts him” is maybe my favorite

Originally posted on the SWG.