#sam.memes

[tortiefrancis]

person: "don't eat anything with ingredients you can't pronounce!"

me, dyslalic:

[tortiefrancis]

[ ID: Digital doodle of me sitting in front of my computer and using my drawing tablet. I frown and say: "man, my art is so inconsistent! it's so frustrating. it's like i'm a different person!".

Below that are three people staring forward: Jon, Krystian and Florence. Jon is inside a computer, Krystian wears a long hat and coat, and Florence has his hair in a ponytail and big, tired eyes. /End ID ]

that awkward moment when you constantly struggle with art and forget you literally have people in your head

[tortiefrancis]

[ ID: a cropped screenshot of Lupin III - a scrawny man with light skin and short, straight, dark hair and sideburns- dressed as a construction worker. He smiles widely and does the "I love you" hand sign. /End ID ]

[tortiefrancis]

[ id: a screenshot of a Bluey episode on YouTube, with auto-generated captions turned on. The scene is of Chilli holding Bingo up on the monkey bars, while Bluey is hanging on the other side.

As Bluey talks, the caption reads: Am I better at the monkey balls than Bingo. /End id ]

I hate auto generated captions sm

[tortiefrancis]

an inside joke with @fangirlsovertoomanythings . this is my contribution to the fandom

[ ID: an edited meme of a yellow labrador puppy with a realistic human hand attatched to it, extremely close to the viewer, with a cigarette (?). Text below it reads: ¿Quieres?

It's drawn over, giving the puppy blonde, straight hair ina ponytail, a brown jacket, and a white shirt, like Jane Goodhart, from Journals of the Unkown. /end ID ]

[tortiefrancis]

happy pride month, we're aroace but some headmates are less attracted to people than others and kind of forget we do sometimes feel "attraction" and also love people in other ways, so anyways one of my headmates completely forgot we were gay and did an "am I gay" quiz unironically because he genuinely panicked while the rest of us laughed

[tortiefrancis]

Brazilian public university starter pack

[ ID: a set of nine images. Individual descriptions below:

1) a plate of rice and beans mixed together.

2) a white cup with coffee.

3) a bus full of people, picture taken from above.

4) a blue chair with a small desk attatched to it on one side, in light beige.

5) an old person with graying hair and beard and glasses looking at a tiny book, frowning.

6) the rainbow flag. Its stripes are red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

7) a young kid with spiky hair, sunglasses and a a black jacket, smiling and doing the "rock" sign with their hands.

8) the Partido dos Trabalhadores flag. It's red with a white star in the middle and "PT" in red in the center of it.

9) a person, in makeup, crying, mascara running down their face, against a black background.

End id ]

[tortiefrancis]

me: -talking about my issues with my family, how they don't respect my dreams, how i don't pursue what i truly love, etc-

therapist: have you seen encanto?