shut up shane
What’s your best friend like?
Well, one of them is EXACTLY like @samcatthorne. Like, it’s spooky how alike they are. Tbh I think there’s a strong basis for a conspiracy theory. Has anyone ever seen them in a room together? NO.
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shut up shane
What’s your best friend like?
Well, one of them is EXACTLY like @samcatthorne. Like, it’s spooky how alike they are. Tbh I think there’s a strong basis for a conspiracy theory. Has anyone ever seen them in a room together? NO.
Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth
get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Hemsworth, because I feel like Pratt would make things explode and Evans is the one I’d prefer for the broken elevator.
get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Evans. For… reasons.
get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Pratt. I feel like he’d be fun.
McGonagoll, Snape, and Dumbledore.
get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Snape. Potions is like the “science” class of Hogwarts, right?
get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: McGonagall. She’d be fun.
get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Again, have to agree with you. Dumbledore can run a wizard’s school, why can’t he run a McDonald’s?
Mako
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: GRYFFINDOR FUCKING FIGHT ME | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Quick-thinking and pragmatic.worst quality: Emotionally guarded.ship them with: Korra!!!brotp them with: Mom!boss and Bolin.needs to stay away from: GIANT SPIRIT ENERGY REACTOR CORESmisc. thoughts: Anyway he and Korra got married and had 5 kids and he became a stay-at-home dad and fucking loved life bye
Korra, Mako, and Asami
get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Asami, definitely. She’s the only one of them with any scientific leanings whatsoever.
get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: Mako, so I can stare at him creepily.
get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: Korra seems like she could be a good trainer.
Diana Prince(ss of Themyscira)
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: GRYFFINDOR EVERY WAY TO SUNDAY | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: ALL OF THEMworst quality: ????????!!!!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!ship them with: Steeeeeeeeeevebrotp them with: Happinessneeds to stay away from: ?! She could annihilate literally anyone?! She has nothing to fear?! She doesn’t HAVE a weakness?!?!?!?!misc. thoughts: The first DC hero I gave a damn about, and still the only one I really ADORE with a full fangirl passion.
Jasmine from Deltora Quest
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: SHE’S SO BRAVE AND I’M SO PROUDworst quality: She can be a liiiiiiiittle quick to jump to conclusions.ship them with: LIEF!brotp them with: Kree and Filli. Also Barda.needs to stay away from: Evil shapeshifters pretending to be long-lost relatives of hers.misc. thoughts: Queen! Literally!
Clint
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: Yeesh, he’s smart. Also, sass.worst quality: Self-loathing.ship them with: Nat, FUCKING FIGHT ME.brotp them with: Wanda, probably.needs to stay away from: Loki (I know you love him, but… he and Clint are not simpatico.)misc. thoughts: I like Age of Ultron but so help me his secret wife will always be Nat in my heart