#sammmmmmmmmm

[ffrodobaggins]

did i post this last night or

[rosiebarksstuff]

Hello guys I really want to give Sam Winchester a rimjob after a hard day and praise him and kiss his stomach while he whimpers about how he's cum too many times

[byeshield]

[ TXT ] :   the least you could do is let me know you're okay.

[   𝚂𝙼𝚂：𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙼𝚈   ]   ㅤ:ㅤ  [ 𝚄𝙽𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙳𝚁𝙰𝙵𝚃 ] : i'm fine, sam. just needed a minute to get out of the city and clear the noise out of my head. don't worry about me. [   𝚂𝙼𝚂：𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙼𝚈   ]   ㅤ:ㅤ   i'm alright, sam. sorry for going dark on you like that. [   𝚂𝙼𝚂：𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙼𝚈   ]   ㅤ:ㅤ   i'm headin' back towards louisiana now. tell the kids to save me some of those pancakes. @her0eswelcome

[djarinova]

putting yourself in danger over and over again until one day you get injured and all he can do is patch you up with shaky hands and wait for you to recover (and then he's going to show you just how frustrated he is with your constant recklessness and just how much he absolutely adores you... possibly for several hours... repeatedly...)

[beybuniki]

there's always sth with this guy he always comes back wrong </3

[yugiohz]

Mary Winchester dying when Sammy was 6 months old is killing me that guy has zero memories of his mom he never had a maternal figure in his life he might as well have stumbled out of of a pollinated flower 🐞🌼❤️‍🩹

[samdarnold]

i’m gonna throw up

[dreamabouteclipse]

We talk about unsettling Castiel and even unsettling Jack, but what about unsettling Sam?

Hear me out, lemme present my evidence

1. His true crime obsession (or hobby as Sam calls it):

I'm thinking about that scene where Dean lists a bunch of serial killers and Sam is able to name exactly how many people they killed

and that scene where he gets excited about staying in a hotel where someone was murdered but tries to play it off and Dean is like, "Hold on, this about your true crime fetish isn't it? 🤨" and Sam is like "It's not a fetish Dean 😒"

And when they're about to fight the ghost of John Wayne Gacy Dean teases him by saying "This is like the best / worst day ever for you because you love serial killers but you hate clowns"

2. He basically ends up being a witch in later seasons (witch!Sam you'll always be famous to me)

I honestly love his connection with Rowena and how he practically becomes her apprentice

Dean supposedly hates witches because they're always "putting their fluids where they shouldn't be" but is still pretty supportive of Sam's witchiness ("Sam-witch"!)

Side note here that despite teasing him about his weird habits Dean is still generally accepting of his unsettlingness - it's giving the same energy as a parent watching their kid do something creepy as hell like lining up their doll heads or making a potion out of sticks and leaves and bugs and still being all "You're doing great 👍" or "yeah this is normal for them"

ALSO THERE'S A DELETED SCENE WHICH I LOVE where Sam is doing a spell and Eileen gets a bottle of something (it looks a bit like blood?? Idk what it is) for him from his room and Sam starts acting bashful being all "I hope my too wasn't too bad" and Eileen says "It was. But it's kind of cool you have all of that spell stuff under your bed" WITCH SAMMMMM (AGHH THIS SCENE WAS SO SWEET)

3. Questionable Romantic History

I feel like this is self explainatory 😭 Demon, Kitsune, Warewolf, most dangerous witch on the planet, etc

Also using witchcraft to bring back his dead girlfriend which is kind of going off my last point

4. This man could not catch a break

I feel like given everything he's been through it would make sense for him to be strange, even when he was at Stanford he didn't fit in and now after the demon blood, the cage (he spent more time there than he did on earth, this breaks my heart), and so much more I defff feel like this would impact his behaviour

Oh my gosh bonus points if Dean jokingly compares Sam to those creepy kids in horror movies

Conclusion : It's funny to imagine a Team Freewill 2.0 scenario where Castiel, Jack and Sam are doing something weird as all hell and Dean watching them and being all 😐

Perfect family dynamic 10/10 - not that I don't think Dean doesn't have his weird moments as well but I'll get into that some other time, he says himself he's also a freak when Sam talks about not fitting in