#sammy cacciatore

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[Blue Mountain State] || Jerk It Out

📺 • Blue Mountain State [2010 - 2011] 🎬 • Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland [2016] 🎵 • Caesars Palace - Jerk It Out

[character-tarot]

Does the Three of Cups (Upright) fit Sampson "Sammy" Cacciatore?

Yes, this is the perfect card for him!

This fits him well enough.

No, another Cups card would work better.

No, another card entirely would work better.

I don't know this character (Results)

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

The Three of Cups represents celebration, rejoicing, happy times, joy, socializing, having fun, abundance, fulfillment, taking a break, and friendship. Reversed, it indicates excess, hedonism, gossip, lack of connections, abandoned plans, selfishness, and poor relations.

[sickandisgusting]

I just finished Blue Mountain State and now I don't know what to do with my life

[trickle-down-banging-brobeans]

Blue Mountain State: S01E05 There's Only Second Best

Sammy Cacciatore: Brodown?

Alex Moran: Brodoooowwwn! And thanks for not breaking my knee caps earlier bro.

Sammy Cacciatore: You got it best friend. I saved you some cake too.

Alex Moran: Hey, that looks just like us.

[trickle-down-banging-brobeans]

Banging this pocket pussy, is like banging a girl made out of slippery gold.

Sammy Cacciatore

[trickle-down-banging-brobeans]

Blue Mountain State: S01E05 There's Only Second Best

Sammy Cacciatore: Brodown?

Alex Moran: Brodoooowwwn! And thanks for not breaking my knee caps earlier bro.

Sammy Cacciatore: You got it best friend. I saved you some cake too.

Alex Moran: Hey, that looks just like us. Are you watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?

Sammy Cacciatore: Yeah. The pants fit everyone. Even the fat one.

Alex Moran: Really?

Sammy Cacciatore: Yeah.

Alex Moran: So are they the same size?

Sammy Cacciatore: No, I think they stretch.

[trickle-down-banging-brobeans]

Blue Mountain State: S02E01 The Fingering

Thad Castle: He was using you, mascot.

Sammy Cacciatore: Yeah? Well at least he knows my name. So who's using who?

Thad Castle: Hey, I know your name, but saying isn't what's important right now.

[trickle-down-banging-brobeans]

Blue Mountain State: S01E05 There's Only Second Best

Alex Moran: Are you watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?

Sammy Cacciatore: Yeah. The pants fit everyone. Even the fat one.

Alex Moran: Really?

Sammy Cacciatore: Yeah.

Alex Moran: So are they the same size?

Sammy Cacciatore: No, I think they stretch.