i host these raves in my apartment in logan square, but people keep taking my toothbrushes. not my food, not my toilet paper, my toothbrushes. i’ve gone through 6 or 7 since the summer started. i want to keep hosting but i don’t like the idea of there being a group of people, or worse ONE BIG FREAK brushing their teeth with my saliva. what should i do??
Once a toothbrush-thief, always a toothbrush-thief, as they say. I can't imagine this person, or group, being reasoned with. You must rig a boobytrap in your bathroom, so that when the thief tries to take the toothbrush out of its cup, they are swept up into some kind of net or cage. This is the only possible way to stop them! Once they are trapped, that's up to your discretion. Personally, I would make them lead me back to their lair to retrieve my lost brushes. And perhaps along the way, surmise why they are so invested in my toothbrushes. Maybe they've got a good reason. Maybe...there's a love story in there. Just maybe. Perchance.