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Happy Wincest Wednesday!

I've got another suggestion from... well, from you! Hi! We all know that Dean Winchester has a... special relationship with his baby. And Sam isn't exactly unfamiliar with her, either—he's literally been her. So, this week, it's carfucker's week. Whether it's Deanpala, Sampala, or both of them double-teaming their baby, give me all your thoughts about our favorite third Winchester (sorry, not sorry, John, Adam, and Mary)

-@schizosamwincester

You're in luck because my mind has been super fixated on Baby and Winpala lately!

So first of all, ever since I saw this human!Baby ficlet and this human!Baby edit from 2012-2013, I was obsessed with human!Baby AU. I direct you to this post I made where I share that my faceclaim for her is older Chris Pine with his beard, leather jacket, and rugged, suave masculinity. My primary headcanon is that she is a she/her genderfuck man who is also a girlcar because of course she can't imagine anything else but being both like Dean (and a bit John and Mary let's be real) and what Dean imagines her to be.

Also, when I imagine human!Baby, I must be clear that being a car is explicitly part of her identity. And she's not just any car, but their car: she wears the Legos and army man on chains around her neck, she has their initials carved into her lower stomach, the Devil's trap on her ass cheek, and a license plate tramp stamp because I love those features in the ficlet I shared above, plus some other car features like a pants belt that looks like a seat belt.

I do also love Deanpala/Sampala/Winpala outside of human AU too. Not in a "haha, funny weird carfucker" way, but I sincerely ship it and adore their dynamic whether she has sentience or not. I never have thought it to be that weird to perceive an inanimate object that you've a serious and caring attachment for as having some sort of conscious energy, nor have I thought it weird for any attraction to its artistry and beauty to take on an erotic lens. And like, Baby is not just any inanimate object—she is family, she is home, she has been with them through everything; there is a connection between those three that blurs and bleeds many lines. So what if she's a car? If being brothers hasn't stopped them why would being a vehicle?

Anyways, I will finish up here with this other good Winpala fic recced to me as well as this little human!Baby/Dean/Sampala ficlet (alt Tumblr link) my moot encouraged me to write.

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Baby using her thick leather belt as a leash around Dean's or Sam's neck, pulling them around wherever she wants.

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Human!Baby clapping Dean and Sam on the back in a way very reminiscent of John, but somehow kinder and with more history behind it. It always turns their brains all mushy and boyish when she does it.

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Human!Baby loving and moving around so fucking elegantly on Heelys just as she would her car wheels though. Just imagine a 40-50+ year old man zooming around on sneakers with wheels driving Dean crazy while Sam stands idly by smiling that one particular quiet smile he does.

Or roller skates or a skateboard or a unicycle, anything with wheels that requires using the whole body to move.

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Btw this is my Human!Impala

Yes, she still goes by Baby and she/her pronouns. No, she’s not a cis man OR a trans woman, but a secret third thing: a genderfuck/genderqueer man who is also a girlcar. She is just as interwoven with the idea of being Dean’s Baby and a Pretty Car as she is interwoven with the idea of being like Dean.

Fun Fact: Back in 2012-2015 it was a common headcanon that male!Baby’s faceclaim was either young!Chris Pine (particularly the photoshoot where he wore leather pants) or John Barrowman (especially since his birth year is 1967). I loved Chris Pine as Baby since I saw this edit, but I think she deserves to look like she is from 1967 and older than Dean, so that’s why my Baby is older!Chris Pine.

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I’m glad to be the reason for all the Winpala on the dash <3 I love objectum/carfucker Dean who makes love to his Baby. I love supportive Sam who also loves Baby like that too, but feels kind of shy about it.

I love that any time they fuck in the Impala it’s actually a threesome.

I love when the boys fondle the vinyl seats or the wheel or the dashboard like it’s foreplay.

I love the idea of them getting heady when they smell her gasoline or vinyl or metal like it’s a sex pheromone.

I love when they see that the gas tank indicator is signaling it’s low, and they actually feel a slight parched feeling in the back of their throat.

I love the light slaps they give her hood when she gets them to their location safe and sound.

I love how when they close her trunk, it’s like slapping her plump ass. And opening her is like spreading her cheeks.

I love when they trace long fingers on the glass of her window when it’s foggy and humid out, like how they would caress a lover.

I love when the print of Sam’s or Dean’s cheek as they lean tired heads against her leaves a ghost mark there.

Just hnnngh, the brothers and their family and home, Baby.

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Happy Wincest Wednesday!

I've got another suggestion from why-choose: winpala. We all know that Dean Winchester has a... special relationship with his baby. And Sam isn't exactly unfamiliar with her, either—he's literally been her. So, this week, it's carfucker's week. Whether it's Deanpala, Sampala, or both of them double-teaming their baby, give me all your thoughts about our favorite third Winchester (sorry, not sorry, John, Adam, and Mary)

-@schizosamwincester

My thoughts on this manly revolve around a fic I want to write.

This fic is ghost Sampala (he’s possessing the car) and Sampala fucker Dean. It’s been in my head for ages and is heavily based on a YouTube video of an online series called Nightmare Time by Starkid. It’s called “Jane’s a car” and in it, single father Tom is raising his young son after his wife, Jane, died in a car accident. Like a year after the accident, Tom gets his car back (the one from the car wreck) all fixed up and he starts hearing his wife’s voice speak to him while he’s in the car.

At one point, Jane encourages Tom to make love to her (the car) and he’s like stroking the seats and fogging it up and he gets really into it cuz it’s his wife who he missed so much.

It’s really great and fun to watch. The car sex scene is somehow disturbing and hilarious at the same time. It was filmed during Covid so all the actors are on Zoom performing it and a narrator reads aloud the stage direction but there’s also some really good live background music and sometimes songs. It’s got high production value for what it is.

If you decide to watch it, know that there are 2 stories in that YouTube video so you’d only have to watch the first half. Also it takes place in the same universe as Starkid’s other musicals: The guy who didn’t like musicals, Black Friday (same main character: Tom), and Nerdy Prudes Must Die.

Anyway, yeah that’s the idea I have for this fic. Sam dies, possesses the Impala and Dean slowly becomes aware and fucks the car cuz he misses his brother so fucking much.

But also imagine Dean’s internal struggle when he knows he should put Sam to rest but he also doesn’t want him to go, and he’d have to burn his entire car to put him to rest too. Ooooh, that feels so evil and I love it.

Although it would also be fun to write this about Marypala and carfucker John too, obviously. You’d still have the single father angle in that version which would be super fun. Who knows? Maybe I’ll write both!

Also I may be controversial for saying this but I think I may like John and Mary more than the Impala. 😱 I love their characters despite their flaws. John was neglectful and Mary, actually I can’t think of any flaws except her bad taste in men post resurrection. But yeah in terms of story and character development, and presence in the narrative, I think I prefer John and Mary over the car. Sorry not sorry 😂

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I know I said I was going to make it into a multi-part thingy but I can't say when or if that is going to happen and I want y'all to at least have the full carfucker!dean/Sampala ficlet I wrote. So here it is:

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