Hi everyone. I'm so happy to announce that, even in the current state of the housing market, I've just been able to purchase a property! And not just any property, but one fully furnished with a bathtub!
Well, just the bathtub. Actually, the property is the bathtub.
Name: Sample M: Bath
Debut: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
I love Sample M: Bath. Why? I don't particularly need a reason. Well, that's just how it is.
I love Sample M: Bath! Sample M: Bath is one of three sample Stage Builder stages in Brawl. I deleted the other two as a kid, but Sample M: Bath was important enough to keep. And I live here now. So that's how it is!
Sample M: Bath is a bath. Well, it's more like one of those old fashioned Japanese baths that's taller than it is wide, but a bath is a bath! A bath is a bath if it holds bathwater, or any sort of water which becomes bathwater in the bath. Does Sample M: Bath have water? No. But that's okay.
It's still a bath. You can bathe yourself here, in the immaculate vibes of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Let the dulcet tones of Attack from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade wash over you. As it… Attacks. The impurities in your body.
So, let me give you a house tour! These are the brick walls of my bath. When you punch someone, they won't die by hitting the walls. So you can punch me all you want in here.
Up there's the ooooold deadly spike traps. We don't want anyone leaving the bath, after all. I want my guests to stay here as long as possible, until their fingers get SO wrinkly. It appeals to me.
Okay. If you really want to leave the bath, you can go on the drop block. It will, "drain", the bath, so to speak. Ha, ha. It's like a ninety foot drop you're not going to survive
Last but not least? My pet floating platform. Isn't it cute? I don't even need to take it for walks, because it gets all the exercise it needs by floating left and right all day. And it's so affectionate! If you stand on top of it, it'll push you upwards with enough force to nullify the pull of gravity! Aww!
Ok, house tours over. Get out of my house now pretty please.
I'm also getting out of my house. I don't actually live here. I live in the WME Apartment in Wet Dry World, remember? I can't believe you forgot. I can't afford rent for an apartment AND a bath! How could you let me make such an irresponsible purchase?
I've had to remortgage the property. Goodbye Sample M: Bath. I'll miss you. I really, really like Sample M: Bath.