YO DO KAMINA AND YOKO FOR THE OTP THING CAUSE I WANNA KNOW
OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS FUCK YAH
oooooooh Kamina would have to do it because Yoko would legit try to shoot them and frankly when its a spider in their house that shit doesn't fly
Kamina for sure. And sometimes Yoko tolerates it because she knows he grew up with literally nothing. other nights she just says fuck you and steals them back. It becomes this big long sheet hogging fight which ends with angry cuddles because they are both fucking freezing and now the sheets are on the floor
Depends on the day? Kamina has a quite bit of an issue adjusting to the actual time line of the day having lived under ground for so long so it's normally him that absolutely hates waking up before mid day. But sometimes it's difficult being around of abunch of brutish idiots who love to stay up hollering all hours of the night, so sometimes Yoko becomes satan early in the morning if there is too much noise. If it's quiet she will wake up peacefully and go about her routine, but if someone interrupts her, all hell will break loose.
Who gets cranky before they've had their coffee?:
Oh Yoko for sure. Before coffee enters her blood stream in the morning if anyone tries to speak to her she will threaten lives. So most of the team has learned to steer clear of her till about half hour after she wakes up cause then she has coffee and is fully functioning!
Who doesn't like their mother in law:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
Neither of them have parents so it doesn't really matter? Parents aren't really discussed much for either side. Kamina was kind of left behind by his parents and Yoko's parents died on the war line. It's a touchy subject and sometimes they will breech that barrier late at night and tell stories of how their family used to be, but when things get too painful they start talking about what their family is going to be instead.
Kamina usually, Yoko likes to pretend that she's a stunning driver but her road rage is way too terrible for any passanger to not fear for their lives. Granted Kamina is no cool headed cucumber but he knows how to stay in his lane and not threaten to shove rubber bullets so far up your ass that you will shit out tires for months.
Who gets horny in awkward places:
Kamina definitely. Yoko knows how to pull his strings and will sometimes tdo it on purpose because he's cute when he blushes.
Oh hell yea both of them for sure. Yoko was scene and Kamina was emo as fuck. Teased hair and piercings. The whole nine fucking yards. They refuse to admit it to anyone but each other and will even threaten each other with divulging that information to all of their friends if they do something wrong.
The idea of awkward preteen yoko with braces makes my heart soar okay. And KAmina constantly teases her about his perfectly flawless teeth and about how sometimes she still has to wear her retainer to make sure she never has to wear braces again. She then threatens to tell all of their friends about his MCR phase back in middle school.
Both of them, but never to their face. There was a lot of talk behind their back about those weird kids with no parents. They never seem to talk to anyone or do anything. They just sort of stayed shut up within themselves as younger kids through middle and high school. No one ever outwardly bullied them simply because Yoko always looked mad and Kamina has always been bigger than all of the other kids his age. But rumors constantly flew around about either child about their past, or their personality. Yoko got a lot of shit about sleeping with teachers and anything like that, and once there was a rumor that she almost killed a kid with her own two hands. Kamina got a lot of expulsion rumors as he was a new kid. He almost killed someone, he was framed for his parents disapperance, just horrible stuff no kid should ever have to deal with.
Who collects ceramic elephants:
Kamina. He's always wanted to visit the world and has a deep rooted love for african elephants. He has other world trinkets but he prefers his elephants over anything else because they are such strong creatures that kept moving forward no matter what got in their way. Free to do as their heart desired and the power to keep forward as life fell apart around them in the wild. It's always been extremely symbolic to Kamina and Yoko constantly goes out and tries to find him new elephants and hopes to one day be able to take him on a huge trip through various countries in africa. To see a part of the world with truly no walls or ceiling. Just unadulturated wilderness where he could run free and leave his troubles behind for a while.