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34 she/her 😠 empty blogs will be blocked

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[sabertoothwalrus]

I need the hardcover of this art book so fucking bad

[sabertoothwalrus]

GREAT NEWS!!!!!

[slygirlboy]

yea

[slygirlboy]

yea

[dashcon-two]

Hello, I have a question ☝️

That is all

I feel like this is pretty self-explanatory, to be honest with you

[uvuvus]

[catnoli]

swirly hammerhead sharks 🍥🍣 this is a sticker sheet reward for my silly mail members who sign up before august 1st!

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[linolinoing]

STRAY KIDS — 'THIS & THAT' TEASER IMAGES

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[kaylmao]

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying