cringe culture is dead. posting aquabats ocs immediately
The Baker!
Real Name: Blythe
Real Name: Blythe
Gender: Robot
Pronouns: He/They
Occupation: Evil Mastermind, Overall Bad Dude
Place of Birth: Costa Colada, CA
Known Relatives: Unnamed Scientist, Gameboy Advance, Super Famicom
Group Affiliation: The Baker’s unnamed team, Robot Group Therapy
Height: 5’9”
Weight: 576 lbs
Eyes: Green/Magenta
Hair: Sickeningly Shiny
Strength Level: Over 8000
Known Super Human Powers: The Baker isn’t human, but his Super Robot powers include: baking, being evil, being a robot
Instruments/Weapons: Various lasers and slicey-dicey type things
Musical Likes: Gloomy-sounding music, jazz, blues, bird noises, electronic, electro swing, electro jazz, metal (get it? get i—)
Musical Dislikes: Folk, ska
Turn-Ons: Evil, cooking, baking
Turn-Offs: Goodness, radness
Other Info: In the basement of Costa Collada Central College, an evil was brewing… A cat with two heads, created by atomic energy! Oh, I— I’m being told this is about the OTHER brewing evil… a robot, made to test the limits of a certain scientist’s skills. However, shortly after, the scientist’s father announced his retirement, passing on the family bakery to his child. This robot, an advent of science, was reprogrammed to be a baker. Not that they didn’t love baking, of course… in principle. He baked and baked, while his creator simply sold and sometimes decorated their creations— but the scientist took the credit for it all. The baker was simply a robot, after all. A tool. Eventually, he grew tired, angry even, and decided to leave. After they ran away, he used his supercomputer brain and built-in baking tools to steal and force his way to victory. He quickly turned from the baker (lowercase) to The Baker (capital)! They have a few henchmen, a secret base, and a hobby with toying with The Aquabats’ own cyber-comrade, Jimmy. What dastardly deeds will he be up to next? Find out next time… on THE AQUABATS!
Captain Hampton IV!
Real Name: Pearl Pinocchio
Gender: Girl.
Pronouns: They/Them
Occupation: Sea Captain
Place of Birth: The Wild Sea
Known Relatives: Captain Hampton II, Captain Hampton III
Group Affiliation: The Wild Sea Sailors
Height: 4’11”
Weight: 110 lbs.
Eyes: Glaring
Hair: Salty
Strength Level: Physical strength be damned, this girl’s mental prowess is something to envy
Known Super Human Powers: None in particular, but they’re very good at navigation
Instruments/Weapons: Their serious demeanor
Musical Likes: Classical, easy listening, lo-fi, music featuring prominent piano
Musical Dislikes: Hard rock, metal, EDM
Turn-Ons: Strangeness, adventure
Turn-Offs: The supermarket
Other Info: Daughter of the narrator of the song The Wild Sea. Their grandfather was the original Captain Hampton’s protégé. Straight-faced and humorless. Was born on the Wild Sea, but has lived elsewhere in their life.
Group Affiliation: Desert HOA (only member, formerly,) The Wild Sea Sailors
Height: 6’4”
Weight: 155 lbs
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Face: Sandy
Strength Level: Upper arm strength of a stickbug, jaw power of a goldfish
Known Super Human Powers: Sand
Instruments/Weapons: Sand
Musical Likes: Geek rock, weirdcore, dreamcore, internetcore
Musical Dislikes: None in particular
Turn-Ons: Sand, the sea
Turn-Offs: Cleanliness
Other Info: Sandyface lived in the lone desert area of Aquabania, in a tent made of diapers (unused, don’t worry.) Xe met a man there who was smitten with her— a young MC Bat Commander— but she did not reciprocate his feelings. One day, Sandy was fooled by someone and captured by a man with a beard made of bees, who forced her to work for his grilled cheese shop. Another Aquabat, Dr. Rock, spotted her one day and tried to free xem, but failed and called the Commander to come over quickly. He was too late, however, and xe was swept into the Rainbow Sea… Otherwise known as the Wild Sea. Sandyface’s sandy face was washed, and she drifted away… until xe was found by the Wild Sea Sailors, commanded by Captain Hampton IV! She joined them, and is now the Captain’s second-in-command and girlfriend— though Sandy loves to mess around, claiming that they’re pirates.
Fritz PistolShrimp!
okay honestly i dont have anything for them because he’s just me as a cadet lmfao
