#sanguineshadows

[nimblermortal]

Fish woes, or sorroe,

[nimblermortal]

Nimbler: What do you call a firefly not quite old enough to light up?

Nimbler: Bioluminascent.

Tea: NICE! ...Bioluminassent.

Nimbler: That's when it's wet.

Tea: I was thinking of its butt being what lights up, but you are right. Is this a quadruple pun now? One of which is bilingual?

Nimbler: I think so

Tea: If it's an agreeable wet firefly not quite old enough to light up yet, it's a quintuple pun.

[nimblermortal]

In what language does Gen yell, “I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT”?

He doesn’t, thieves cant.

[nimblermortal]

sanguineshadows replied to your post: Have introduced the cats to the concept of cat...

It’s hauissh! I was very fond of it and would enjoy territorial staring. youngwizards.com/Errantr… (Also I would love cat pics if you post any.)

Thanks! Post amended.

Yarrow’s approach to moving is to find himself a quiet, dark shelf and stay there until the world has finished ending.

[billiethepoet]

sanguineshadows replied to your post: There’s not a single joke or flippant comment that...

How am I supposed to deal that “principled third-partly voter” at work? How do we go on?

I wish I knew, but I’m at a loss too. 

[nimblermortal]

So I had this idea for a meal while listening to La Roux. It’s like rolled bread, except you mix the ingredients in with the dough, I’m thinking chicken, maybe some vegetables, parmesan goes well, but definitely chicken, and then you shape it up into little loaves and put it in the oven on warm to rise and then you have a

Pulletproof.

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Body: *refuses to sleep all night long*

Me: Well, you're not getting a nap today

Me: You've made your bed, and now you'll lie in it.

[nimblermortal]

lacuna matata

LACUNA MATATA