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Compiled answers from Rhyming Couplet Edition of Ask Box Numbers to avoid spamming your dashboards :)
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Do you have a hidden sin, unstoppable temptation?
I'm an uncouth sweet tooth, I am never far from the folly of succumbing to a lolly. Although I am now more mature, I had a sin of a different nature and although I could just sit and ramble, I'll just tell you that I used to gamble.
If you are at home at night do you get into masturbation?
I'm a man, I make a stand and while I have at least one hand I'll touch myself with the devil's brand, I do it because life can be bland and masturbation just feels grande.
Do you jump head first into things or prefer hesitation?
I think too much of life and such analysing and surmising the outcome of any uprising but if I make one quick incision it starts me making snap decisions and I walk into my own damnation because I eschewed hesitation.
What in your life as it now stands gets the highest valuation?
No debate, I'll tell you straight of the thing in life that I find great. They rate above and I could not love my family more; them I do adore.
From what in your life as it now stands would you like some separation?
I am happy to go with the flow and not dream of ways to change the show but if you really must know, I'd swap my teeth for ones that glow. (You are right to get an inclination that this is due that first temptation.)
Do you have a dream, dream of goals, have an aspiration?
I flitter like a butterfly and change my mind as days go by. My current dream is to keep writing as it helps with fighting the blind spots in my mind.
Do you run around outdoors among precipitation?
I've been told I have a decent brain but I still love to run through the rain, splash barefoot along the drain with colours running leaving stains.
Are you prude or does nothing cause you indignation?
Be rude to me, be crude to me and objections from me you will not see. I let people live in harmony so long as you don't tell me how I should be. I may not agree with all that I see in which case I will let you be. I'll raise objections out of affection hoping to spur a correction but if I cannot make the connection you'll lose my vote next election.
Will you name the song that you think needs most amplification?
Music to me is quite strange for I don't listen to a large range. When I play it, I like it loud, except if I play to a crowd. Though, anyone I like to hear, I'll turn it up to sear your ears.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done due to intoxication?
Really? Naming just the one? My god I've so much that could be fun to report so you can retort or resort to calling be a twat. I've jumped in oceans, on locomotions, mixed drugs with alcoholic potions. Sneaked into places well locked up, awoken on rooftops still fucked up. I've called ex girlfriends, drunk-dialled cops and danced well after the music stops.
What is “The meaning of life” in your interpretation?
If I think, I must deduce that we're here to reproduce or thinking further meaning's portal could be to make ourselves immortal so we can explore among the stars and see if there's an edge and just how far.
Do you put stock in any forms of divination?
If you mean to predict what's upcoming, I won't be numbing my disbelief to listen to your divination lief. I think with logic you can carve out a bevel but only at a basic level. To tell me that I'll find love or get a fuck from extra luck? I get stuck that people pack a buck for that -- it sucks.