#killingcharlemagne

[thetargetbird]

Jon Lovitz

Shh... that's 'cause I am Jon Lovitz. Why do you think I never post GPOYs?

[kaybttl]

Tumblr Crushes:

domesticatedbitch

nalleyplusme

killingcharlemagne

whitechocolatesuperstar

michigandermom

michaeladaily

razingmayhem

horcruxhobo

kokorraye

because i've not done this in a very long while.

[archivetilt-blog]

fieryred replied to your chat: this guy is starting to get annoying

Eek. Weirdo. Run away!

killingcharlemagne liked your chat: this guy is starting to get annoying

eileenpaints replied to your chat: this guy is starting to get annoying

Woah. He seems a little intense, and not in an exciting way. Funny that he says he prefers to talk - does he think at dinner you just remain silent the entire time? Meeting someone just for coffee or dinner is not a very big commitment.

um, yeah. he seems to be a different person every time we talk. either we're goofing around about ninjas and spiderman, flirting about making out, or he's asking me for a full length picture, and now it sounds like he's a crazy jaded weirdo.

i responded with, "whoa. i wanted to know if you wanted to get a drink, not get married. i don't like text messaging. i'm better with people face to face. i like to be able to see people's eyes and facial expressions. less room for misinterpretation when you're face to face."

i haven't heard back from him yet. frankly, i let the picture thing go because he was apologetic for making me defensive about it and reassured me it wasn't superficial or sexual, but now i don't want to get a drink with him at all.

and i was a little pissed that he called me "high pressure" and "all over the map." seriously? i guarantee you i'm one of the most level headed people you've ever met.

way to totally blow it, guy.