── ⟢ ・⸝⸝ headcannons of migi to dali (pt.1) ── ⟢ ・⸝⸝
- he only reads stories and copies essay typa answers at exam from aki-chan; bird man simply cannot resist his cries of help
- youko-chan decided she would take matters in her own pale, plump hands
- she likes to teach him equations and algebra, preferably on days dali is off duty, and they go kite flying afterwards
- unfortunately, math and geography is all she knows, other subjects migi studies on his own
- dali puts cockroach on his desk if he EVER falls asleep
- it has worked effectively so far, except for the times migi REMEMBERS to jam lock the windows and doors to his room
- his brother and him, both wanted to grow out there hair, but only one could, not for genetic reason coz they both got fabulous golden hair, but you see they let a coin decide
- tails is dali, heads is migi
- flipped by eiji, a total unbiased figure in saturine
- dali OF COURSE put a fake coin in
- eiji noticed it much afterwards, by then dali's hair reached past his chest length
- dali has an internet friend called vanilla guy underscore sixty nine, that guy is yandere for kawaii girls... aki's sister and her doppelgangers
- he has tried ALL the wigs of sonoyamas, only out of CURIOSITY, not because he was looking for a part of sali-chan
- he's a huge fan of j.d. salinger's
- eiji puts two and two together when he discovers he's not the solo admirer of holden caufield.. dali also cherishes him, often getting lost in the novel, sat in the eggshell chair with feet up, highlighting phony lines
- akiyoshi felt so outta place when they had an EXTREMELY LIGHT, FLUFFY discussion on holden as an indifferent protagonist
- eiji lost a pendant once and blamed it on a dog
- karen thrifts books, clothes, shoes, just to upset reiko.. WORKS EVERY TIME
- she has tried chloroform a few times, just to get reiko off her case.. until her beaver boyfriend showed her how to do it the right way, winkies
- karen owns a small cactus in her room, given by her foster father, and she fears eiji will probably demand one too, and she does NOT want that, coz she's kinda the princess of the fam
- no matter how down she is, amusement park dates ALWAYS lifts her spirits, reiko once even got her cotton candy maker... later, she confiscated it for MISBEHAVIOUR
- he knows IN THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART that sali resembles his sister, which is why he often ACCIDENTALLY locks her in on his house dates with sonoyama twins
- he cried SO MUCH when dali presented him a bird encyclopaedia, best nineteenth birthday ever!!!! he commented, with fat tears smudging his specs
- he's a possessive friend, always sat beside migi. exam seating arrangements are a bit of a pickle
- aki has a whole refrigerator for extra smooth cheesecakes, the best friend maker in the world
- there's a good chance she stole her current husband from somebody else, probably where the quick swap idea stems from, and why her husband couldn't recognise it
- he did actually, he's relieved as f that the fate has given him ANOTHER swap
- reiko is sadly allergic to collagen products... or else
- reiko once dated a paediatrician... it was quite the experience, gave her lots of ideas
- reiko blew her savings, last spring, on her many escapades
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