#sans-clone

[sans-clone]

Man Flirts with Monster

[ask-pastkeirastarlight-discord]

( @amberaltering​, @sans-clone​, @spirits-of-nature16​, @askbloomandfriends, @ask-the-out-buck-pony​, @grim-dash​, @azureakasapphire​, @bronyboy3009​)

When back in the ballroom, every pony went and did what they wanted to do. One of the guests, Emily, had asked Spike to a dance, which he happily accepted. Other guests were talking with some of the Elements of Harmony about life advice, be it animal care, fashion advice, or harvesting stories.

All in all, Keira and Discord were very grateful that the day as a whole went well. The wedding ceremony was pleasant, the reception had been a blast so far, and things had run even more smoothly than they thought they would. Near the end of the reception, Princess Celestia came to see the newlyweds.

Princess Celestia: Keira, Discord. May I have a word with you two?

Keira: Y-yes, of course! We didn’t do anything wrong, did we? I’m sorry if I upset you or made you mad about-

Princess Celestia hushed her with a gentle press of her wing against Keira’s mouth.

Princess Celestia: Hush, now. You’ve nothing to worry about. Nothing wrong has been done and there’s no reason for anger at all. This is a wonderful occasion.

Keira: R-right. Sorry about that. I got a little in over my head. It’s just it all feels like a dream. I just hope that when I wake up that it won’t be.

Discord: Rest assured, Keira. This is no dream.

Princess Celestia: He’s absolutely right. Now to what I had wanted to talk to you about. I ask that you two spend a little time with your friends and family tonight. You two will be leaving right after the wedding for your honeymoon.

Discord: Honeymoon?

Keira: How exciting! Where are we going?

Princess Celestia: I will let you know when it’s time for departure. Until then, I want you two to spend as much time as you can with friends and family.

[chillcrafting]

Okay, I'm curios and will ask until you tell. WHAT IS BITCHTREE!?

I typed in bitch tree on a post with birch trees and it’s a mistake i’ll regret for the rest of my life

[officialcharlescalvin]

Quick question thats important for blog stuff, what does your jacket/uniform look like?

“I just wear a fluffy pilots jacket and some jogging bottoms..and an ‘I crash helicopters’ shirt of course!”

[offbrandmercyplates]

Wanna hear a joke? *AHEM* A professor, a scholar, and a jedi walk into a bar. The bar winces and says "Ouch! That's smarts!"

Only a sans could come up with a joke of that caliber. My dear son. Well done.

[the-smallest-star]

Hannah, if you never say swear again I will give you cookies every day. But you must not swear.

“... shit.”

[cremsie]

How you doing, buddy?

I’m doing good, mister Sans 

[noodlezss]

Ȕ̷̯͎̄h̵͚̍͛ ̷̺̱͐o̶̬̕h̸̤̫̉.̷͕̣̈́

“rEmember t̷̨͝h̶͈͘I̶̾ͅS̷̲̍ t̴h̶I̴N̷g̵?”