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Cross: I think I might fuck around and become a flat earther
Ink: Pfft, you still believe in earth?
Cross: ...I think I might fuck around and become a no earther
Ink: That's the spirt
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Killer: Ovens are just spicy refrigerators
Dream: Killer it's fucking 3:18 in the morning go to bed-
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Horror: Y'all ever just breathe
Nightmare: I wish I didn't
Error: *spits out chocolate milk*
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*insert Cross and Error fighting over a chocolate bar*
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|Favorite Types of Oneshots|
Fluff: Dream, Lust, Blue, Error
Angst: Nightmare, Killer, Cross, Geno
Smut: Ink, Reaper, Horror, Dust
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|What they are a slut for (besides their partner)|
Sleep: Reaper, Dust, Killer
Food: Cross, Horror, Error
EVERYTHING: Ink, Dream, Blue
Nothing: Nightmare, Geno, Lust
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Dust: *looking through dictionary*
Dust, giggling: Guys look
Horror and Killer, looking over: *laughing like 5 year olds*
Cross: What are you- oh.
Cross: Are you fucking serious.
Nightmare, from other room: They saw the word "sex" in the dictionary, didn't they?
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Killer, recording for Youtube: Hey guys I'm here with my friend Ink, and today we're gonna be counting down the top 15 thiccest anime characters
Ink: At number 15, we have Nemo from Finding Nemo-
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Lust: So Ink told me if I started selling my bath water, I'd-
Horror: I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Error: I'm really wanna yeet Ink
Ink: yes please i wish to be yeeted
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Horror: Damn, you thicc~
Lust: I'm literally a skeleton
Horror:
Horror: Yeah but like-
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Killer: I'm a fucking helicopter-
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Blue: Hey guys! An alternative to recyclying your glass bottles is eating it.
Dream: wha-
Blue: Eat it.
Dream: But-
Blue: fUCKING EAT THE BOTTLE.
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|Why they're excited to go back to school|
To go shopping for school supplies: Ink, Lust, Dream, Blue
To play pranks: Horror, Killer, Dust, Reaper
They're not: Cross, Error, Geno, Nightmare
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Dust: FUCK OFF, KILLER
Killer: I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING
Killer: YOU'RE JUST A BITCH
Dust: SO HELP ME I'M GOING TO BREAK THE ATOMS THAT MAKE UP YOUR BODY
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Nightmare: *jugging gallons of coffee*
Reaper: Dude
Reaper: Wtf
Reaper: Give me some I'm dying inside too-
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Cross: *is eating oreos*
Horror: DUDE
Cross: wha
Horror: THAT'S CANNABILISM
Cross: YOUR ENTIRE AU IS CANNABILISM-
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Dust, crying: *breaks down Killer's door*
Killer: What. The. Fuck.
Dust: i FoUnD dIaMoNdS iN mY mInEcRaFt WoRlD
Killer: OH FUCK YES-
Nightmare: SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S TWO IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING
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Dream: hI i'M pEpPa pIg
Dream: aNd ThIs iS mY lItTlE bRoThEr gEoRge
Nightmare: How much weed did you fucking smoke
Dream: nOt eNoUgH
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Error: You're so dramatic
Ink, with a rose between his lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about
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Nightmare: :(
Dream: Turn that frown upside down!
Nightmare: ):
Dream: I can never win
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Cross: *is t-posing*
Killer: ...too..strong...must....resist...his..godly...powers...
Nightmare: ohmyfuckinggodwhy-
Dream: Killer stop
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