Nov 2, 2021
It’s time…
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It’s time…
put satan in a snowglobe
Does Santa Claus really need all night to deliver presents?
I bet I could do it all in forty-five minutes, an hour tops!
...And that factoring in me trying to fit into a chimney, if I get attacked by a guard dog, and eating cookies in between...
In some alternate universe where Queen never happened, Santa Claus is fixing people's teeth in his dentist office.
Guys, I Don't Deserve My Sister
(I came home from work and this was on the table)
"I couldn't wrap your box, so I added a few Christmas things. Don't worry, I used that tacky blue stuff used for posters so it comes right off.
Don't open it."
It’s Christmas in 3 hours and 35 minutes.
I sure hope Santa isn’t leaving any really hot anime men (and women) under my tree ~ 😈👀
Guy's! Santa is coming tonight!!!!!!!!!