#santa.txt

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Ellen: I heard ur a fan of Jason todd

Me: yeah

Ellen: *pulls out a crowbar*

Me: omg Ellen y

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valkyrie:

thor:

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while I'm ranting abt naruto lemme talk abt sakura for a minute. I know yall talk abt how homegirl is stronger thn we give her credit for but like.. yall still dont catch how strong she is tho. At the beginning of shippuden, sakura (who is literally nerfing herself) is more powerful then both naruto and sasuke who are reincarnated demigods from prestigious clans with kekkai genkai and one of them has a demon inside them. If they all fought, sakura would have been able to handle both of them no cap.

Sakura was able to beat sasori, an immortal man, so badly that he decided it was better to let himself die than spend another hour getting that ass whooped. When sakura finally stops nerfing herself n she gets the 100 seal she doesnt even activate it before she nukes a fucking battlefield. Hashirama says tht she might be stronger than tsunade (and since toddler tsunade wasnt throwing around mf explosive punches it's safe to assume kishi put this line here for an extremely specific reason.) which means sakura w/o any power boosts > the strongest of the sannin.

Sakura was able to dodge the juubi arms which naruto and sasuke were having trouble with n described as difficult. Sakura landed the first shot on Kaguya and nearly broke that bitch neck. Sakura is described by the data books to be the only ninja rivaling naruto and sasuke. who mind you, are reincarnated demigods destined for power from 2 prestigious clans with kekkai genkai and one of them has a fox demon inside them.

In the sakura novel sakura fights the new leader of the Anbu black ops who made ninja steroids so powerful he had a healing factor. Then proceeded to give him cancer (literally. she punched him and healed him over and over until his cells were dividing too fast to heal) and then one shot him. And IRC she wasnt even using the 100 seal.

what other nigga u kno giving other ppl cancer with a punch???

anyways tldr: if you think sakura is weak or isn't as strong as naruto/sasuke

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my favorite thing is that so many nonblacks dont even realize how many black ppl are in their communities and when u tell them "yo black ppl can be x race too." they sit there like

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the batboys react to u being a misogynist

jason: heh.. nothing personell kid

duke: *wakes up in a cold sweat* something is wrong.

Ric: hrnnnhj *crushes ur collarbone*

tim:

Bruce: Ha. females.

Damian: Heh.. nothing personell kid

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no more naruto rants on my blog since yall like slave owners and shit and yes this is about hinata the slave owner.

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I love when ppl say stupid shit like "hinata can sakura." like lets relax for a second, hinata literally cant even beat her own little sister, got her ass whooped by her slave, got fucked up by pain, nearly died to a stump, and has never actually won a fight??? sakura is legit the only ninja tht can hang with naruto and sasuke. hinata needs to aim lower. maybe hinata can surpass zabuza

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jason has a wattpad fic in which Bruce lost all his Batman money and he was sold to one direction. "I woke up and peered into my dark brown orbs. through my hair in a messy bun and put on my robin suit with the toe shoes. I jogged downstairs and Alfred and Bruce were drinking coffee in the now empty batcave." "they're here" Bruce said. "Who is?" "Youre new owners." I turned around and there he was. Harry styles