Mar 10, 2014
"WHEN YOUR FINISHED WITH YOUR CALL, JUST GO AHEAD AND STICK THAT PHONE BACK IN MY ASS AND GIVE ME A MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!"
Me: Oh ffs lol
Pervy Santa "NO PHONING A TAKEAWAY UNTIL YOU PLAY WITH SANTA'S JINGLEBALLS!"
Thats nasty
Pervy Santa "QUIET OR YOU'LL GET A SPECIAL SURPRISE PRESENT FROM SANTA'S SACK!"
Me: gross
Pervy Santa "DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW,
ON A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH.
WHAT'S THAT AWFUL NOISE?
SANTA'S GETTING LAID!
BELLS ON BOBSLEIGHS RING,
MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT.
RUDOLPH'S NOSE ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BE BRIGHT RED TONIGHT!"